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Doodles for the rp server im on right now. Everything is corrupting and dragging players into its hivemind….

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come get your meal beedoers

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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nlm tubbo you pathetic little thing..... i love uou

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Fav npc - OOH okay i see that makes sense , ozzi and cissan <3 Small detail - ASSIGNED CUBE AT OZZI HELP. acao 💯💯 big detail - There relationship is so interesting to me im so glad it’s not explicitly anything . there needs to be more qpr rep in media dude one day one day the aroace and qpr rep will be real on the big screen podfic - AYAYAYA im so excited to listen to it fully , hearing the pronunciation for eshachi SHOCKED me cause i was like ? ?? WHAT??? Absolutely not how id been pronouncing it (s-hah-kai) wdym when you say ily - AHH i thought it might’ve been a reference but with how the fanfic is i wouldn’t have been surprised if it was just a genuine question cause the way the fic talks about the meaning of it is so interesting and iii love hearing how people view things so different like friendships and such playlist - i will ABSOLUTELY be joining but i may forget to look in there ever im bad at checking stuff sometimes , OOO AUGHUGH REWRITE THE STARS. I love rewrite the stars head in hands /pos

CLASPING MY HANDS TOGETHER.

your turn for the yapping (as I said, same questions right back at you)

Favorite character? Favorite NPC? AdAstra or DeTerra? Favorite small little detail? Favorite bigger detail? Did you listen to the podfic? What do you mean when you say I love you? Favorite headcannon/your own hc you made up? Character accent headcanons? Any songs you associate with the fics? Playlist maybe? Favorite scene? Do you have the merch?

Favorite character: Gooooood I gotta go with Tubbo. I'm a very biased c!Tubbo fan and it translates here too

Favorite NPC: This was meant as a character who's original rather than a member of the SMP. So my fave? Probably a split between Ozzi and Cissan. I cannot decide ok they both got something to them.

AdAstra or DeTerra: I love Tubbo pov so AdAstra. Also Ranboo internally monologues SO MUCH IT'S ACTUALLY INSANE. Not that I hate DeTerra tho I just have a favorite

Favorite small detail: This one's really personal and not intended in the actual fic, but. Gsjshsh. The real world language that Ozzi speaks is Polish. Which is a Slavic language. I'm Slavic, hi, but not Polish. To my language, "Kostka", which Ozzi calls Ranboo, translates as "cube". They're literally calling him a Minecraft man. Acao. Assigned Cube At Ozzi.

Favorite bigger detail: EH!BEEDUO ARE IN A QPR (or whatever space equivalent there is). IT'S NEVER SPECIFICALLY DISCUSSED. IT'S NEVER POINTED OUT. IT'S NEVER EXPLICITLY DEFINED. BUT IT'S THERE. AND I LOVE IT

Podfic: Several times. Some pronunciations I don't agree with, some scenes I imagined a bit differently but overall omg it's so good like A LOT OF THE TIMES THEY JUST NAILED IT PERFECTLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wdym when you say I love you: Everything

Should've specified it was a reference dhdjhdhdhd

Favorite hc/personal hc: Pshhhhhh there's a lot. Also I'm having trouble remembering any omg dhhshdh. OH WAIT GOT ONE. At the end of chapter 3 in DT when Ranboo texts Tubbo and then throws/drops his phone on the ground his screen cracks. It stays cracked for a while ^^

Character accent hc: Aussie Tubbo I've mentioned already and I'm keeping him. Alternatively the inspo for Apian was Roman languages so like a Spanish accent. For Ranboo either French cuz he's fancy asf and the French R reminds me of the ender sounds in Minecraft or Welsh cuz again, language inspo was from there.

Playlist: OH BOY DO I HAVE ONE. Speaking of actually we have a community on tumblr (there's like 7 of us) specifically about EH where I plan to post about it and the songs in it. If u wanna, join that we'd love to have u! If not just ignore this part and take the playlist :P

(Btw this is the Spotify version, I have it on yt music there's like three extra songs)

Favorite scene: The tag scene from AdAstra is my ALL TIME favorite, but I got a couple other honorable mentions

Apidae when Cissan and Ranboo gang up on Tubbo for crashing the crop duster when he was a kid. Also Cissan's "I never said he was handsome, even though he is ^^" In chapter 4 Like she is the #1 eh!beeduo shipper no one does it like her

Ranboo drunk ranting to Ozzi after getting ???divorced???rejected??whateveritwas???. Like ik he's in pain but that shit was peak comedy to me

Second Apidae visit when Ranboo goes outside and talks to the sky about how he thinks he and Tubbo should split up for good and Tubbo just spawns behind him with "I don't want to" LIKE I WOULD PAY ACTUAL MONEY TO EXPERIENCE THAT SCENE FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN IT'S SOOOOOOOOO GOOD OMG I CAN'T

Merch: YES! I got the syndicate shirt in grey and the black blueprint hoodie >:3 best purchase of my life. Also the hoodie was surprisingly warm. Very pog

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drawing people i see in the city (47/?) lil dude also had the best conversation opener:

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Here's a list of C!Tommy headcannons I've had in my drafts for like 3 years

Aromantic and asexual. Only out to three people tho (techno, tubbos, and ranboo)

Uses all pronouns but mainly he/she

Moth hybrid, orange silk moth specifically (although In different AUs I see him as different hybrids)

Crochets/knits. I can't decide which

Favorite animals are cows and moths. Likes dogs though

A very self conscious person. Early on in the smp she covers it up by being loud and overly confident, but as stuff happens they get quieter and quieter

Likes to wear sweaters and cardigans. Makes them a lot for himself

Also likes to wear those flowy ankle length skirts. I hope y'all know what I'm talking about

A U T I S M /pos

Semi verbal. But sometimes forced themself to talk around people who aren't aware or this

Stims by hand flapping and bouncing when happy. Smacks their head and legs and jumps when upset

likes gardening, mainly flowers

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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

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HI back with another event horizon question - what's the writing on the back of the eshachi blueprints merch? i don't remember seeing it anywhere surrounding the fic besides the merch and i don't recognize it as anything ive seen before - it doesn't look like just a cool font either but i can't find anyone having asked about it before so maybe it's obvious and im just a bit silly and can't read it HEHEH

So the overall design of the ship was done by my friend Crypto! I just added a bunch of little details that are probably not up to spaceship code (lol sorry Crypto /lhj), but it's supposed to be the blueprint for the Eshachi. So its got like blueprint text on it, labeling parts of the ship and things like that!

Lol I get this question a lot and I don't remember what the back text says anymore besides like "nosecone" and the illustrator file I have doesn't have editable text so I can't just run it back through to Times New Roman XD

The font I used was Galactico Basic by Don Marciano, and you can download it for free from here! I swear someone translated it once out of the kindness of their heart and it used to be floating around somewhere on my blog but I can't find it ;A;

There's no like spoilers or secret info or anything in the blueprints though! /gen, so don't worry, you're not missing anything super exciting :D

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YEAH!! all of it I could read from the website, I posted it on here I'll go find it and @ you

HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY FELLOW EVENT HORIZON FAN IN THE YEAR 2025 HOW ARE WE DOINGGGG

Can you tell I'm hyped? Hsjdhdh

Anywayyy basic questions idk I just wanna YAP and I wanna hear you YAP

Favorite character? Favorite NPC? AdAstra or DeTerra? Favorite small little detail? Favorite bigger detail? Did you listen to the podfic? What do you mean when you say I love you? Favorite headcannon/your own hc you made up? Character accent headcanons (i.e. Australian Tubbo that a friend of mine made up that I'm absolutely digging)? Any songs you associate with the fics? Playlist maybe? Favorite scene? Do you know about/have the merch? I should probably sort those questions but I don't feel like it

OUUH pretty gif ,,i love space,,, (shocker i know)

I LOVE YAPPING!!!! the way i incoherently scream about event horizon to all of my friends

OKAY OKAY OKAY you're gonna have to answer these too im gonna scurry on over to your inbox right after i answer this and send you the exact same questions ANYWAYYS

Favourite character?) AUUGUAUGUH TOO HARD TO CHOOSE. I love all of benchtrio SO much I want to gently hold them and keep them safe from harm . All of benchtrio and also some others but I'll name them later

Favourite NPC?) I'm assuming this means characters that aren't the POV (Tubbo, ranboo) SO Tommy 100%, Ozzy i LVOE Ozzy, I ALSO really like eh!dream??? like im so used to seeing dream/usually the entire dteam written as antagonists , it was really interesting seeing them as part of the syndicate and friends with Tubbo and Ranboo i REALLY liked dreams character in de terra and i wish we got to see more of george and sapnap in eh, and then of course I also LOVEE cissan and everyone else on apidae andd techno and also I wish we saw more of Jack

So basically what I'm saying is I love them all

Ad Astra or De Terra?) might come as a shock given my previous answers /sarc

but I love them both so much - I may lean ad astra a tinyyy bit more but that's only because i read it first (obviously) and i love seeing beeduo get to know each other BUT I ALSO LOVE SO MUCH IN DE TERRA AUGHHH. cissaannnn:(/pos

i really love all of event horizon including lost logs i love seeing the extra little possibly more mundane bits of characters' lives so it's like. perfect for me it's like a filler episode in animes (at least so far the current two have been)

Favourite small detail?) Speaking of the dteam being written more positively in eh earlier, i like that tommy and dream still have a rivalry going on as a little call to DSMP since we see bits and pieces of it throughout (ex. Wilbur)

I can't believe I never looked this up but I also just wondered if the flowers showing up a lot had a particular meaning that was important to the story . SUNFLOWERS MEAN A LONG LIFE AND LASTING HAPPINESS and a lucky charm for someone beginning a new career. hey man HEY MAN. don't talk to me howd I never look this up before im like THE flower meanings guy . anyways

im sure there's more but I'll stop there for now

Favourite bigger detail?) all the little details in the cariad beads and what they were made out of AUGH. and the yellow bracelets for ranboo , also the interesting dynamics between everyone, the way hellenite wrote Tubbo and Ranboo's trauma AUGHHF it's all so good i love so many things about this fic id be reciting the entire thing if I talked about everything i loved . i don't know if this would be considered a smaller detail but i love the addition of the potato war LEHAHAH so good and yeah. 100% see it happening in eh too

i love everyone ranboos met in the syndicate helping them after stuff goes bad with Tubbo and everyone trying to help Tubbo too , and the party with everyone and any time beeduo was dancing, i love all of benchtrio interacting any time it happens, any moment with cissan ever, etc etc i love it all

Did you listen to the podfic?) Not first! I read all of Ad Astra in one night and then found out there was more and I think I read all of De Terra in one sitting too , now I'm listening to the podfic with my friend for the first time and his first time interacting with event horizon!

What do you mean when you say I love you?) oh boy big question here

it depends on the people im saying it to, i pretty much only say it to my family and my trio (my two best friends) , it's a pretty loaded phrase sometimes and I think its meaning to me changes slightly depending on the day, but i think it's always something like :

i love you ; i care about you, i want to spend forever with you, you're important to me, i can't imagine living without you

Favorite headcannon/your own hc you made up?) OH this is a great question i think i mostly have headcanons in the form of making my own filler for the fics in my head and I don't think ive come across any headcanons for eh but I'd LOVE to see some that sounds amazing

ill try to name some stuff but i might mix up what's actually canon and what's not KEHEHE

i love the idea of beeduo and probably some other syndicate members+sometimes tommy doing silly random stuff like dyeing each other's hair (it would be a mess)

tommy and tubbo have some kind of matching item, potentially friendship bracelets they made each other when they first met . they used to wear them all the time, but tubbo stopped wearing his after it nearly broke on a syndicate mission. he keeps it safely in his room in the syndicate base now (and now in his room on apidae, and he wears it more again now that he's staying on apidae more)

techno gave tubbo a white shirt covered in potato designs as a gift at some point

almost the entire syndicate celebrates holidays together, the holidays celebrated will change around each year and they usually do one big celebration including multiple traditions (unless they're celebrating a multiple day long holiday) . they're never organized and always start with one person running around and putting up decorations and spreading the holiday at like 5am with others joining them as they go

Character accent headcanons?) Everyone that's not an original character from eh has their same accents to me (Tubbo, British . Ranboo , American . etc) and mostly the same voices though probably with some differences and I think the dteam has the most different from their voices to me KEHEHE - I wish I could explain the way I imagine other characters sounding like Ozzy and Cissan but I always have trouble describing voices in a way that makes sense HEHEH

Any songs you associate with the fics? Playlist maybe?) ohooh. OOHOHOHOJO. you've unlocked the flood gates I say as i clasp my hands together evilly

that headcanon about the syndicate and holidays has an animatic in my head I imagine going to Christmas in June by AJR other than that though im not gonna talk about individual songs cause id actually yap forever BUT if you look through the playlist and there's any songs you're specifically curious on why I added them, feel free to ask i will PROBABLY? remember

Favorite scene?) i think i kind of answered this in the favourite details question but honestly there's so many. all the dancing scenes with beeduo, any scene with cissan, any more mundane scenes, ranboo and dream making cookies, sneegsnag talking to beeduo, all the scenes that show how beeduo responds to their trauma/traumatic experiences because I think hellenite writes them REALLY well so even though it's devastating it's very very well written so ill name that here, the party with some of the syndicate, etc etc.

Do you know about/have the merch?) I DO!! i have the blueprints sweatshirt in yellow :3 this reminds me I need to finish translating the alien font back into a readable font i did most of it but there was some text that was too small to see on the website and I need to go through it now that i have the sweatshirt

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picture found at the bottom of tubbos drawer in his new home

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HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY FELLOW EVENT HORIZON FAN IN THE YEAR 2025 HOW ARE WE DOINGGGG

Can you tell I'm hyped? Hsjdhdh

Anywayyy basic questions idk I just wanna YAP and I wanna hear you YAP

Favorite character? Favorite NPC? AdAstra or DeTerra? Favorite small little detail? Favorite bigger detail? Did you listen to the podfic? What do you mean when you say I love you? Favorite headcannon/your own hc you made up? Character accent headcanons (i.e. Australian Tubbo that a friend of mine made up that I'm absolutely digging)? Any songs you associate with the fics? Playlist maybe? Favorite scene? Do you know about/have the merch? I should probably sort those questions but I don't feel like it

OUUH pretty gif ,,i love space,,, (shocker i know)

I LOVE YAPPING!!!! the way i incoherently scream about event horizon to all of my friends

OKAY OKAY OKAY you're gonna have to answer these too im gonna scurry on over to your inbox right after i answer this and send you the exact same questions ANYWAYYS

Favourite character?) AUUGUAUGUH TOO HARD TO CHOOSE. I love all of benchtrio SO much I want to gently hold them and keep them safe from harm . All of benchtrio and also some others but I'll name them later

Favourite NPC?) I'm assuming this means characters that aren't the POV (Tubbo, ranboo) SO Tommy 100%, Ozzy i LVOE Ozzy, I ALSO really like eh!dream??? like im so used to seeing dream/usually the entire dteam written as antagonists , it was really interesting seeing them as part of the syndicate and friends with Tubbo and Ranboo i REALLY liked dreams character in de terra and i wish we got to see more of george and sapnap in eh, and then of course I also LOVEE cissan and everyone else on apidae andd techno and also I wish we saw more of Jack

So basically what I'm saying is I love them all

Ad Astra or De Terra?) might come as a shock given my previous answers /sarc

but I love them both so much - I may lean ad astra a tinyyy bit more but that's only because i read it first (obviously) and i love seeing beeduo get to know each other BUT I ALSO LOVE SO MUCH IN DE TERRA AUGHHH. cissaannnn:(/pos

i really love all of event horizon including lost logs i love seeing the extra little possibly more mundane bits of characters' lives so it's like. perfect for me it's like a filler episode in animes (at least so far the current two have been)

Favourite small detail?) Speaking of the dteam being written more positively in eh earlier, i like that tommy and dream still have a rivalry going on as a little call to DSMP since we see bits and pieces of it throughout (ex. Wilbur)

I can't believe I never looked this up but I also just wondered if the flowers showing up a lot had a particular meaning that was important to the story . SUNFLOWERS MEAN A LONG LIFE AND LASTING HAPPINESS and a lucky charm for someone beginning a new career. hey man HEY MAN. don't talk to me howd I never look this up before im like THE flower meanings guy . anyways

im sure there's more but I'll stop there for now

Favourite bigger detail?) all the little details in the cariad beads and what they were made out of AUGH. and the yellow bracelets for ranboo , also the interesting dynamics between everyone, the way hellenite wrote Tubbo and Ranboo's trauma AUGHHF it's all so good i love so many things about this fic id be reciting the entire thing if I talked about everything i loved . i don't know if this would be considered a smaller detail but i love the addition of the potato war LEHAHAH so good and yeah. 100% see it happening in eh too

i love everyone ranboos met in the syndicate helping them after stuff goes bad with Tubbo and everyone trying to help Tubbo too , and the party with everyone and any time beeduo was dancing, i love all of benchtrio interacting any time it happens, any moment with cissan ever, etc etc i love it all

Did you listen to the podfic?) Not first! I read all of Ad Astra in one night and then found out there was more and I think I read all of De Terra in one sitting too , now I'm listening to the podfic with my friend for the first time and his first time interacting with event horizon!

What do you mean when you say I love you?) oh boy big question here

it depends on the people im saying it to, i pretty much only say it to my family and my trio (my two best friends) , it's a pretty loaded phrase sometimes and I think its meaning to me changes slightly depending on the day, but i think it's always something like :

i love you ; i care about you, i want to spend forever with you, you're important to me, i can't imagine living without you

Favorite headcannon/your own hc you made up?) OH this is a great question i think i mostly have headcanons in the form of making my own filler for the fics in my head and I don't think ive come across any headcanons for eh but I'd LOVE to see some that sounds amazing

ill try to name some stuff but i might mix up what's actually canon and what's not KEHEHE

i love the idea of beeduo and probably some other syndicate members+sometimes tommy doing silly random stuff like dyeing each other's hair (it would be a mess)

tommy and tubbo have some kind of matching item, potentially friendship bracelets they made each other when they first met . they used to wear them all the time, but tubbo stopped wearing his after it nearly broke on a syndicate mission. he keeps it safely in his room in the syndicate base now (and now in his room on apidae, and he wears it more again now that he's staying on apidae more)

techno gave tubbo a white shirt covered in potato designs as a gift at some point

almost the entire syndicate celebrates holidays together, the holidays celebrated will change around each year and they usually do one big celebration including multiple traditions (unless they're celebrating a multiple day long holiday) . they're never organized and always start with one person running around and putting up decorations and spreading the holiday at like 5am with others joining them as they go

Character accent headcanons?) Everyone that's not an original character from eh has their same accents to me (Tubbo, British . Ranboo , American . etc) and mostly the same voices though probably with some differences and I think the dteam has the most different from their voices to me KEHEHE - I wish I could explain the way I imagine other characters sounding like Ozzy and Cissan but I always have trouble describing voices in a way that makes sense HEHEH

Any songs you associate with the fics? Playlist maybe?) ohooh. OOHOHOHOJO. you've unlocked the flood gates I say as i clasp my hands together evilly

that headcanon about the syndicate and holidays has an animatic in my head I imagine going to Christmas in June by AJR other than that though im not gonna talk about individual songs cause id actually yap forever BUT if you look through the playlist and there's any songs you're specifically curious on why I added them, feel free to ask i will PROBABLY? remember

Favorite scene?) i think i kind of answered this in the favourite details question but honestly there's so many. all the dancing scenes with beeduo, any scene with cissan, any more mundane scenes, ranboo and dream making cookies, sneegsnag talking to beeduo, all the scenes that show how beeduo responds to their trauma/traumatic experiences because I think hellenite writes them REALLY well so even though it's devastating it's very very well written so ill name that here, the party with some of the syndicate, etc etc.

Do you know about/have the merch?) I DO!! i have the blueprints sweatshirt in yellow :3 this reminds me I need to finish translating the alien font back into a readable font i did most of it but there was some text that was too small to see on the website and I need to go through it now that i have the sweatshirt

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hes getting taller

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Hello wonderful mutual >=] for art requests, could you mayhaps draw Sally the Salmon? 🐟✨️☄️💀🦍👂🏿☝️🫵👈😳🇦🇨

HELLLO WONDERFUL MUTUAL!!!!!! ive never drawn sally before but i can CERTAINTLY TRY!!!!!! there's a first time for everything

shapeshifter sally my beloved,,

also i realized after drawing and saving everything that i didn't do shading or anything but i think it still looks good without that so it's FINEE,, i might go back and do that later - if i do ill reblog this with the updated drawing :3 iii was also drawing another thing with sally too which i mighttt? finish later so ill probably post that also if i do finish it :D

i couldn't decide if i wanted a brighter or darker background so there's a brighter blue bg under the cut vvv

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HAHA for sure I LOVE EVENT HORIZON!!!!!!!!! i have some other eh art with the same/similar tags if you want to find it HEHEHA

please send me art requests/asks if you have any :33

:3 showing my friend event horizon and just got to the bit where they dance to street music and talk to sneeg AUGHGHGH I LOVE THEMMM