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a single dry cough

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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yeah

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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I could never believe in eugenics because such an overwhelming majority of the people I know are perfectly sensible if not downright brilliantly smart, and were also birthed and raised by some of the dumbest fucking people I have ever heard of.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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few understand just how many such cases there are

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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apologies if this has been done before but

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

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let’s go do bagels in the parking lot

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maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.