cr1msoncurtains

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Guess who watched creep and creep 2 again !! THIS GUYYY!!!!!

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love when worf says 'klingons do not do such things' and its really clear that he personally just doesnt want to.

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gash is coming back!

(this is the shade gerard wore during revenge for those who dont know)

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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STOP USING ANTI WIZARD VOCABULARY ❌️❌️❌️

i have to reschedule -> the stars are not yet alligned

i dont know -> whos to say

i dont know why you would even ask that -> much to consider

i know tarot isnt real -> its really more of a thought exercise

astrology isnt real -> astrolgy isnt fucking real lol

you wouldnt fucking get it -> the magicians path is not for everyone

im going to convince you to break up with yout stupid boyfriend -> sure i can give you a tarot reading!

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Teeth of the Valley

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crocheted wet specimens

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sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.