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Fanart of Jax from TADC Episode 5!
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Chapter 1 First Meeting
Next chapter cover done by @lizaluvsthis Ships: Gunshow, hints of SMG34 Tags: Slow burn, hurt comfort, guns, humor, angst, fluff, first love,
A guard walks by marking off his list of inmates, he stops in front of a sealed door and sighs. He wasn't a fan of this particular inmate, the strange looks he gave him along with the laugh. The constant asking if they could be friends before getting annoyed when he gets rejected, then turning away talking to that creepy dressed rock in his room. Slowly the guard opens the sealed deal, there beyond the bars static could be heard. The guard rolls his eyes as he smacks the bar with his clipboard, the static stops as he hears footsteps. There he looks up staring at the tall television man, his projected eyes swirling “Ah if it isn't my favorite guard, me and Leggy have been talking. While I know you have denied our request for friendship, you will be pleased to hear the offer is still open, come now imagine all we can do together. No longer will you be a guard, you can be something more!”
The guard glares at him “It’s night, step towards your bed and please make me use the remote. It always brings joy when I can shut your trap up.” Mr Puzzle gives the man a sadistic smile as he walks back, sitting on the bed Mr Puzzles waits as a button is hit causing the bed to launch out rope tying the man down. Once the sealed doors close Mr Puzzles lets out a laugh, he turns his head looking at Leggy. “This is it, Leggy, our plan can begin if my research is correct. And I haven't been wrong before, our little guns men will be doing his mission with the kids.” Mr Puzzles shakes his body causing his head to get loose, as it slides off his body and lands on the floor Mr Puzzle lets out a small chuckle. He uses his antennae and connects with the wires under his bed, with a zap he is launched into his TV world. “Don't worry Leggy, I will be back for you,” he walks through the different screens till he finds the one he is looking for. He touches the screen making everything go black, slowly a TV screen springs to life. Slowly a body walks over to the TV and lifts it up, the body then slams the TV on the body the screen flickers projecting Mr Puzzles face. He stretches, feeling the stiffness in his joints due to rust, letting out a sigh as he looks around the room. He slowly walks to a nearby table “An old body but it will do,” he mumbles to himself as he grabs a bottle of vinegar and a box of baking soda. Slowly he put together what he needed to help remove the rust on his joints, he slowly walked outside and waited for his concoction to work its magic.
He takes out a cigarette as he thinks over his mission. He noticed the man when he learned that he still had connection to his beautiful TV world, using it as an escape from the prison the crew put him in. He couldn't let them know he had a means to escape, after all he didnt need those pests bothering him. They rejected his offer of friendship, therefore he had no reason to fix things with them. He wanted to make them suffer, the nerve they had stopping a man from chasing his dream. Stopping him from making others happy and now from making friends by locking him away. This man was similar to him, a body with so many modifications he became a walking weapon. It caught Mr Puzzle’s attention given it's not a common sight to see those with a body of metal, he watched as the man spied on a small family. Saw how he tricked the idiot plumber in helping him kidnap the kids, only to learn he was the father of the children. The desperation the man had reminded him of how everything started, how he noticed SMG4 losing himself. How he would mumble about creating the perfect video for his viewers, he could relate to those emotions. He made the guardian an offer he knew the man wouldn't deny, the power he had from that deal was truly perfect. Until they blew the whole thing up, he takes a puff of his cigarette feeling his annoyance build. He thinks over Wren, how desperate he was to be number one. The cardboard wanted the secrets of the other guardian, all for more riches. Help reached out to each and everyone of them, the power he felt as all the viewers tuned in to cast their votes still sent shivers down his spine.
After some time he moves his arms, he smiles feeling his joins move with more ease. He extinguishes the cigarette as he gets up, he steps inside the warehouse to clean off the rest of the rust. Once he is done an explosion is heard, he turns and smirks as he walks towards the burning building. As he walks he uses the nearby television to figure out the man's location, he lets out a giggle when he finds his target broken. Thrown out on the streets along with the Tuesday trash, such a person didnt deserve a fate like that. The screen in front of Mr Wpnz comes to life catching his attention, he attempts to move his hand only for it to spark for a moment as it dies. He growls at his hand before returning his attention to the TV in front of him.
“Oh Dear…” a deep voice spoke to him, he looked around trying to figure out who could be talking to him. Mr Puzzle watches, finding it fascinating how the man still had fighting spirit when he looked so defeated “You look like you’ve seen better days.” Keeping the deep voice he keeps an eye on the man’s face, studying his reactions. Mr Wpnz stops looking around as he settles for staring at the static on the TV in front of him “What's the matter? Cats got your tongue?” Mr Wpnz growls as his body sparks a warning that his body is shutting down, Mr Puzzle grins seeing the reaction “I know all too well what it's like, to be on the cusp of something magnificent…” Mr Puzzles clenches his fist as he remembers how he had five stars to lose it all, how he had the perfect park only to fail again. “Only to have it ripped away! Leaving you scarred, broken and alone.” Mr Puzzles takes in a deep breath as he relaxes his body, seeing the pain in Mr Wpnz face was the opening he was hoping for. “It hurts doesn't it? You know in my darkest hour, I learned the one thing I needed was simply a friend.”
The TV turns off confusing the man before he hears footsteps approaching him, he turns his head to see Mr Puzzle giving him a huge smile “So what do you say you want to be friends?” Mr Wpnz looked up at the tall man, he had no way to defend himself, not to mention the group that made him decide to throw him away when they saw how broken he was. His ex wife and kids betrayed him, at this moment he was alone. He didn't mind it after all it meant no one could stop him from doing what he loves, yet killing and stealing lost that special spark. Mr Puzzles bends down picking up his hand waiting for a reply, he looks the man up and down. The dangerous aura he displayed was something he hadn't seen in years, he felt attracted to it. Accepting this friendship is making a deal with the devil, the very thought of it excited him. “Listen not that I hate making pals, I just need to know, what's in it for you?” Mr Puzzles turns to face him, his screen displaying a neutral expression “I did everything alone, chasing my dreams only for a couple of idiots to ruin it. After my last run in, I learned why I always lost, I had no friends. So to answer your question, we both get someone to watch out back as we work together to get payback.” He screen flickers showing for a split second a psychotic smile before it changes to a soft one. Mr Wpnz chuckles as he struggles to move the hand in the man's hand, Mr Puzzle looks at the hand and shakes it “So i take it you agree to be my friend?” Mr Wpnz nods “Why the fuck not, after all in this state i cant do shit all.” Mr Puzzle walks away for a moment before coming back with a box, he scoops up all of the man's parts and packs them up.
He holds the box with his right hand, with his free hand he reaches over to Mr Wpnz and lifts him up. The pair walk in silence until they arrive at the warehouse, Mr Puzzle drops the box to gently place Mr Wpnz on the table. Mr Puzzle then looks at the man's parts, Mr Wpznz sighs “Do you even know how to repair my limbs?” Mr Puzzles lifts up one of his hands and examines it “I can fix up the legs and hands fine, I just don't know how to work on your weapons. Not to mention I'm stuck in this dumpster with barely enough of anything to fix them if I knew.” He snaps his fingers as he walks over to Mr Wpnz giving him a bow “Sorry introductions my friend, im called Mr Puzzles!” Mr Wpnz looks at the man before his eyes notice the name on his new friend's head “Your television says puzzlevision.” He touches his head before letting out a bitter chuckle “That's the name of my network where all my great shows will broadcast when the time comes!” Mr Wpnz nods as he watches the other man take out a few tools and start working on his hand, he grunts from the pain as he starts to feel his connection with the limb. Mr Puzzle’s screen flashes a huge smile as he sees the fingers move, he keeps his focus on the man's hand as Mr Wpnz’s looks around “I'm called Mr Wpnz. Since we will be working together, what's your whole deal, fix up body parts often?” Mr Puzzle chuckles, shaking his head as he looks in a drawer for items, he hums taking out spare parts as he checks them for any rust. “When creating my body and other things I picked up a few skills, mind you my talent all lies in creating stories! “
Mr Wpnz gives a skeptical look “Creating stories?” Mr Puzzles finishes tickering with hand, he sits back as the hand starts to walk about before jumping back in its place. He flinches from the pain, seeing that Mr Puzzle’s gets up checking his shoulders “My dream is to be a 5 star creator, I want to entertain the world.” He lets out a sinister chuckle giving Mr Wpnz the answer he was looking for, no way someone that just wants to make tv shows would team up with a living weapon just for friendship. There was something different about this television man, it excited him to know just what hell the two of them would bring. “Mr Wpnz, am I to assume that your whole deal is violence? I saw how your family treated you, shame when you just wanted to help your children be stronger.” Mr Wpnz stomach dropped at the moment, sadness, anger, regret filled him as he remembers the betrayal of his family. “How did you know?” he glares at the man, Mr Puzzle gently smacks his shoulder in place “Where there is a television, there is me.” was all he said as he walked over to the box to finish the last remaining limbs. Mr Wpnz smirks “Since you're such a stalker with all these television eyes, why do you need my help for payback?” Mr Puzzle finishes up his other hand as he stands there in silence for a moment “I learned having eyes everywhere doesn't make you all powerful, I’m not built for in person battles. Learn that the hard way when they locked me away, poor Leggy must be missing me right now.” Mr Wpnz connects his hand taking in the man's words “So you broke out and left a so-called friend behind? Heh, they must have been weak.”
Mr Puzzle slams the table causing Mr Wpnz to quickly turn to the man, Mr puzzle screen flashed a sinister face as he looked at him “DON'T TALK ABOUT LEGGY LIKE THAT!” Mr Wpnz nonchalantly raises his hands “Hey i'm not the one that left this Leggy behind.” Mr Puzzle takes a deep breath before his screen shows his usual smiling face “Leggy is my best friend, we both are currently locked away. My power lets me take over other televisions and I happen to have this spare body.” Mr Wpnz nods as he connects his legs “Then let's get my body in full order, we need to figure out how to break you and Leggy out so we can begin our plan.” Mr Puzzle nods as he watches the man walk away checking his systems, knowing they need more parts to fully fix the man. Their first plan is to scoop out locations that contain military grade weapons and parts, lucky for them Mr Wpnz knows the best place to look.
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Mr Puzzles Week Day 3: Interacting with the crew/ movie parody!

(It’s really just a light sketch, I didn’t have much motivation today T~T)
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Figure out which friend this is loser 😼
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