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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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Heathcliff, 5 December 2002, by George Gately

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ok I'm going to solve the which spn brother is correctly masculine and which one is oppressed for being fem argument once and for all. no one is correctly masculine is spn-world except the rose-colored memory of your dead dad who is implicitly present in every scene as an enormous absent god. and sometimes you get closer to this ideal and sometimes you are farther away. and sometimes you are able to use this proximity to leverage narrative power it literally. depends. on the situation. but nobody wins the gender game. that is not how this works. at the end of the day. everyone is an f-slur girl-coded pussy. except for your dead dad. who is also god. ok solved.

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

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Urgent update my little brother is dying 😭

Today we took our little brother to the hospital because he suffers from an infection that affects his breathing and causes him pain. I hope that every living conscience will help us save our young son’s life and donate any amount you can.

Unfortunately, there is no treatment in the hospital for my little. Help us before it is too late.

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Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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Them!

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I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

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Dress Code

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