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You haven’t been around for a while, my liege, everything okay?
Hewwo! I am doing fine actually, the thing that is happening is that i am attempting to spend less time in the lands of tumblr, which were making too many claims on my time. I shall be returning from time to time to make sure all affairs are dealt with, but that is y u c me not these days ☺️
Thank u for enquiring after me, i much appreciate it!!! Also if any of u ppl seeing this were a mutual of mine at some point and have noticed that is no longer the case, pleaze do not b hurt, i was experimenting before i left to c if i could create a highly curated feed that would b less appealing for me to mindlessly scroll thru, so if anything ur crimes were probably just posting too many beautiful animals or something like that ;-; it didn't work and so I've been making good use of an app blocker and it's amazing how much more time i have these days :D
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Hehe yeah sorry about that, we r not huge fans of the paparazzi around here :3
This crab chased me, and then jumped up and smacked my camera with its claw. I'm lucky to be alive TBH.
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So opalescent, so squnched ;-;

Today's crab is: the nimblest of them all
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What an excellent friend!!!!


nonbinary crab :3
(orchid vampire crab, geosesarma sp.)
Today's submission is: happy International Non-Binary People's Day :D!
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I must employ some scrubbers at my court that looks divine
It's time to scrub the crabs
(do rec sound)
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WHAT A CUTTTIIIIIEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crab smokin weed ‼️‼️‼️
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Commencing tag extraction :3
A group of crabs is called a cast. This is because 80% of the time, if more than three crabs are together, they are putting on an amateur performance of Rent!
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YES THEY DO HEAR HEAR!!!!!!

All roads lead to Rome, all lineages evolve to CRAB 🦀🦀
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We get some of these guys in my courtroom :D
A group of crabs is called a cast. This is because 80% of the time, if more than three crabs are together, they are putting on an amateur performance of Rent!
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OMG THIS ONE IS JUST LIKE THE ONE I HELD THE OTHER DAY I CAN'T THEY'RE SO CUTE

tiny baby with tinier babies
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YESS CRAB
quick art just to show am ain't dead.
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AMAZING @the-decapod i think u might like dis
Behold...
THE CRAB ORB!!

I got this from a Japanese gacha machine at an anime convention. It has one of four buildable crab models and I don't know which one. Let's find out.

Eyy, it's a spider crab!

Surgery is going well

My son has arrived
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OMGGGGGGG WAT A CUTIEEEEEEEE
Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.
You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
At my kingdom we can have both uwu
This Friday's meme is: society's truth
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In tears about his tiny hand ;-;
Silas cleaning his shell
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