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It’s always a fucking trip to see a sturgeon next to someone, because on their own they just look like fish, but when there’s a guy there you see how fucking big they are

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*Sniffs you*

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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Is the speed labeled on this video or can you surmise from the fluid dynamics that it's 37mph?

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Nothing as good as Remy. And, unfortunately, looks like you never will..

*rap battle voice* i'm allergic to mice and rats

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It's one person. An unbelievable number of people have been killed. The Americans are outraged at the deaths of many humans, not just "one of them".

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If someone was punching and kicking you, how many times would you be hit before you fought back? Are you a monster for fighting the person attacking you?

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NO concessions NO negotiations NO deals  Call me when you are ready for a moderate regime change and then we can chat 👍🏾 in the meantime, release the billions upon billions of dollars you stole from the neo Palestinian people.

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One side wants to eliminate the other.

The other side wants to exist and not be eliminated.

These goals are not the same.

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This pretty much sums up the double standard applied to Jews

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Your reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Thank you for your help!

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The setting sun spotlights a ship hand climbing rigging in Buenos Aires. This scene has been repeated for nearly half a millennium, since the port was founded in 1536. Photo: Bruce Dale

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This is immediately reminding me of NADDPod!! Pulling up to the party like "welcome to Not Another D&D Podcast! I'm playing Saul Bufo and here's another frog fact for you (sound of scritching) Aha yes this week's frog fact is:" every episode.

Also if you like NADDPOD tell Caldwell Tanner about this he will promote the heck out of it. Easy 5000 sell.

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

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i wish all the cultural and physical space occupied by baby yoda was replaced with eraserhead baby i cant stand that green little nobody. i worked in a bookstore when the mandalorian came out i wanted his ass dead

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It's the beasts I've always known them to be. They're finally waking up.

power lines are crushed with the weight of four days of accumulated freezing rain in boucherville near montreal, canada, january 9, 1998

photo by robert laberge, via bbc archives

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Yes. And?

spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.

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