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FINALLY…. HIGH QUALITY REAL LIFE

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undertale doodles

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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my lovely pluey world

go in the grain

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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

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The other pages are below the read more! Let me know what you think (or give it a reblog! <3).

[Also, please do not dub, translate, or repost to other websites without my permission!]

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Self portrait redraw

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

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A SMOKE has been added to your inventory.

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this