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stop eating shrimps with the wimps

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im back from the dead

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT DATE TODAY IS

IT IS CURRENTLY

ALSO KNOWN AS

and you know what that means!!!!

i meant to put a raiden mlg edit here but i just couldn't do it........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

SIKE

RGRBAB A DELICIOUS MAOUNTAIN. MOUTNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST. AND XCELEBRATE APROL 30-ST. MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST . A TACO BELL ORIGINAL. IS NOW AVAILABLE IN BOTTELES AND CANS AT A STORE NEAR YOU FOR A LIMITED TIME. GET SOME WHILE YOU STILL "CAN". HERE THIS SUMMER - GONE THIS SUMMER !!! AVAILABLE ALWAYS, AT TACO BELL. MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST. GET SOME WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

he was forced to eart gunpowder when he was 6 every day miliionso children are forced to eatgunpowder you can prevent it i promise just givemyeypour credit card andeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ocelhuey

Ocelhuey

Dnon't mess witjh Metal Gear Fans! We'll we don't know what sex it ... 😏😏

THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU KNOW WHAT! NO! METAL GEAR FANDOM.... ATTACK!!!

OCELOT FANDOM GRAB WOMENS BOOBS!

RAIKOV FANDOM GRAB YOUR DICKS!

VOLGIN FANDOM GRAB SOMEONE ELSE'S DICKS!

SOLIDUS FANDOM GRAB YOUR AIR FRYERS!

ZEROCELOT FANS GRAB YOUR OBSCENELY THIN WAISTS!

POWER UP YOUR MOST POWERFUL OCELHUEY ATTACK!

HNNNNGH....IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

ocelhuey.

ocelhuey ocelhuey.

H: Hh...ocelot... We can't do this...

O: It's fine Huey... No one has to find out... Not even Snake...

H: N-no I mean....

O: What's wrong? Are you scared of a big manly cowboy like me?

H: N-no it's just...

O: What is it? Spit it out whore

H: We literally can't do this. I have erectile dysfunction.

ocelot resigned!

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This is not for you.

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House Of Leaves zine!

It's a basic 8 page fold in way too big and it took me forever (I'd say about 30 hours over 3 months) and I'm so pumped about it. I beg of you, click on the pictures for quality.

All backgrounds are coloured ink + linocuts and some good old prints from actual leaves, then there's collage, collage from negative and film photographs I had from way back when I did a year in art school, also stitching and couloured pencil drawing. All texts by me as well. I had to repair an old typewritter my Dad had down in the basement just so I could type Johnny's bits :)) (so add another 10 hours for that).

My handwritting is terminally bad so I had a neat handed friend write the letters very small

It is unfortunatley too big and fragile to be scanned for reproduction but here's not very good pictures of the secret #8 that's on the other side of the fold :) - cat for scale.

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picture that. in your dreams.

at long last: the house of leaves poster! I love this book so much. it is such a fucking pain in the ass to read at times but it's so so worth it.

notes:

why is fire so hard? why?

those are all my hands... more or less.

spent way too long squinting at blurry photos of hot oil scars for this

if I fucked up the stairs, no I didn't, blame the house

the God quote is my favorite but also wow there are so many killer lines I totally forgot about

johnny truant I love you will navidson I love you zampano you verbose bastard I love you too

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Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter, momentarily distracted by a beluga whale

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domestic violence

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barney doodle

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Rip Van Winkle..

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toki doodle

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Did an art trade wif a friend!!

Ref undercut

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i didnt know what to do for the background

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i left them alone for like five minutes

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"So, Kieran, me old pal. How's the nose after I rearranged it for you?"

(hi sean and Kieran)