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Your consolation prize for losing a Strike game shall be this batch of text posts (says the person who still hasn't won a Strike game in HFW; I'd have better luck fighting a Tremortusk with my eyes closed and only the most basic bow at my disposal)

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One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

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hey man [-2] can you stop [-2] using fucking [-2] poison spells on [-2] me. its not [-2] cool

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Words of encouragement from the omnics 👍

Tysm for all of your nice comments in the reblogs and inboxes btw! [explodes you passionately]

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

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Just started playing Jusant and I canNOT get enough of this critcher

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Jenin, Jenin (2003)

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feminist_collages_nyc: Rest in Power Refaat Alareer

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everyone in this show is soo stupid this pink haired guy like 'oh i'm a world class magician i read people for a living i'm 100% sure i know who the traitors are' and then being completely wrong is so funny

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I get that healing is the strengthening kintsugi repair after any kind of trauma, but this for me is a mood 🙌

Kate Chastain on The Traitors US (s1 ep 8)

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This being the hook for an article really took me out