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were dead, jim

well be back elsewhere

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what she says: I’m fine what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

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It’s me

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The Signs as German Words

Aries: Honigkuchenpferd - It means to have a giant dorky grin on your face. E.g. you are a cutie pie. -boom- you have a giant dorky grin.

Taurus: Gemütlichkeit - This word describes a space or state of warmth and friendliness

Gemini: Kohlensäure - The bubbles that fizz in your soda.

Cancer: Schadenfreude - The word is defined as, "making me feel glad that I'm not you," and "people taking pleasure in your pain."

Leo: Torschlusspanik - the fear, usually as one gets older, that time is running out and important opportunities are slipping away.

Virgo: Schwellenangst - This is the fear of embarking on something new; fear of crossing a threshold

Libra: Ohrwurm - It’s that catchy tune, the worm in your ear, that you simply can’t get out of your head.

Scorpio: Treppenwitz - A lethargic comeback. e.g. you think of a cool comeback but ten minutes later.

Sagittarius: Weltschmerz - when a person feels that their physical reality will never be as beautiful or blissful as the world they can imagine in their head.

Capricorn: Fremdschämen - It describes the feeling of shame when seeing someone else in an uncomfortable or embarrassing situation.

Aquarius: Fernweh - The feeling of wanting to be somewhere else. It’s a longing for a place that isn't where you are right now.

Pisces: Luftschloss - The word luft in this context means "sky" and schloss means "castle," coming together to create "castle in the sky." The expression is used to describe someone's unrealistic dream.

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Steven: “Pearl? What’s sex?” Pearl: Its what killed your mother now never ask me again

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If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before

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go rescue ur anime prince bruh

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THINGS I SHOULD DO: GET UP AND GET READY FOR WORK. THINGS I AM DOING: FARTING INTO MY MATTRESS. 

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drawing john in my outfit today

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new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

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working in the drive-thru

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh... it's for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

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Like holy hell I forgot how I suck at drawing fashionable cloths.

Almost didn’t submit this due to absolute LACK OF SWAG but whatever. I’m too lazy to redo it now.

for TFW, starting from the bottom of the hemospectrum(actually completely off it but wtv) cuz it sounds like fun and good practice and I need to get better at drawing SWAG.

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so many tv shows to catch up on and books to read and essays to write and people to talk to and i just want to lie on the floor 

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your album is called Blurryface. preorder it on April 14th. your world tour is on sale. your second music video is here now.

‘Tear In My Heart’ on iTunes: www.smarturl.it/tearinmyheart

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me after i've made any purchase over $5: it's okay........ it's fine.,m..... you're fine...,, it's okya... it oka

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The world is weird when it comes to art because everyone expects there to always be music to listen to and movies to watch and video games to play and cartoons to plop their kids in front of and watercolor paintings on dentists’ walls and gaudy desktop wallpapers but? ? No one wants to? ? Pay? ? Artists? ? ? ? ?