crabmcfurson
crabmcfurson
I am a jolteon irl for rly.
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crabmcfurson · 10 days ago
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this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing
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crabmcfurson · 27 days ago
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where in the HELL did that horse come from
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crabmcfurson · 1 month ago
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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crabmcfurson · 1 month ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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i'd like to think that Queen has a youtube shorts attention span
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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reassuring texts to receive from a friend in EMT training
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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commission for @glorth thank you so much for putting food on my family's table :)
if you want a commission like this, the price is $120 and send me an ask!!!
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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Need To Cool Off…
June has been hot as hell lol
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crabmcfurson · 2 months ago
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patron saint of girls who keep getting blown the fuck up
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