crabmeatcute

[crabmeatcute]

[crabmeatcute]

the thing about house md is that house is attracted to men but would never admit that, not because hes ashamed or repressed, but because if that fact became known chase specifically would start being really weird about it and would start awkwardly saying "or ... it could be hiv?" during differentials because he thinks its inclusive to suggest it

[crabmeatcute]

what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

[crabmeatcute]

Pink crab spider, Thomisus onustus, Thomisidae

Found throughout Europe and into northern Africa and Asia

Photo 1 (with male on female) by bugzone, 2 by durand_mathis, and 3 by sonic7730

[crabmeatcute]

[crabmeatcute]

The great thing about having friends and acquaintances across a variety of professions is to really hammer home as much as possible the fact there is literally zero correlation between the amount someone actually works, the amount they contribute to society, and how much they make in a year.

[crabmeatcute]

[crabmeatcute]

The axe/shotgun: this is still the same tool for chopping firewood, but with a cartridge amplifier.

[crabmeatcute]

✷ ✷ ✷

[ID: Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to shoulder. They are leaning back, holding a small dagger pointing between their legs. They have red top surgery scars, and a hairy chest and stomach. Two pale silhouettes of hands reach around the figure, as if stroking their belly and thigh. The figures are surrounded by a border of leaves and red flowers, with a star in the center overhead. There is an 8 pointed star covering the figures groin. The piece is done in a minimal color palette of black, red, and warm beiges and yellows. /. End ID]

[crabmeatcute]

T-SHOTS

[crabmeatcute]

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

[crabmeatcute]

M. Morrissey, (b. 1996)

G*D MADE ME A TRANSSEXUAL, (2025)

Cotton thread, .5 mm crochet hook

[crabmeatcute]

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

[crabmeatcute]

nausea is an inhumane experience and i’m tired of pretending it isn’t

[crabmeatcute]

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

[crabmeatcute]