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Before we have any sexual intercourse let me see your Spotify .
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i swear my consequences dont even have actions
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Putting books on hold at the library has the same thrill of ordering books online, but with the added benefit of not losing any money over titles I might not enjoy.
10/10 would recommend.
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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“I never excelled academically, and took some pride in “not fulfilling my potential,” in part because I was terrified that if I tried my hardest, the world would learn I didn’t actually have that much potential.”
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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
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every city is walkable if you're willing to walk lonely and precarious
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*staring sternly into the mirror* you've had a wild week, you haven't eaten today, you've barely interacted with people today. do not trust the Vague Sense of Unease
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‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’
‘Homo sum’ in Polish:

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Pool # 27 - Ann Goldberg , 2016.
Canadian , b. 1970s
Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it
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i will not crash out i will not crash out i will not crash out
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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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