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yeah

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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The committee against vacuum cleaners

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

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Been awhile hasn't it

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - The Grotto at St. Michel (n.d.)

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Based on a dream i had last night about a haunted house screaming at me to stay.

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April 🌧

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Snom 3x3 Mini Painting

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found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE