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Leaving my night job dancing at the Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood to go to my dayjob, also in West Hollywood, where I am part of the only news team that doesn't know WHAT'S on the teleprompter before they read it, and anyone who laughs or breaks loses points

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Something something the fact that post-apocalyptic Usamerican media sees the post-apocalypse as a way to play with a colonial frontier fantasy something

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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

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fox girl park ranger

Very excited to teach you about all the local wildlife

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✦ Ad Astra ✦

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can uou drive me to deer practice

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This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

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someone should make a mod for bg3 called "they wouldn't say that meter" that only works in origin character playthroughs that keeps track of every time you pick an option your player character would disapprove of if they were a companion in your run and hands you the tally without commentary at the end of your campaign

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Gay flag but it’s colorpicked from footage of Björk beating up a journalist that’s been following her for 4 days during her arrival in Bangkok, 1996

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What type of cat person are you?

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all those posts that are like “wow you all were complaining about switch 2 price and now you have no willpower and bought it anyway” are so funny because um. I don’t think the people complaining about the price and the people who bought one at launch are the same people. I don’t think the entirety of tumblr is a hivemind

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