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me: let’s go to the doctor for my increasing back pain surely it’ll be helpful

the ever dreaded physical therapy suggestion:

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not only is new jersey hot and filled with god awful drivers but my gut has been all kinds of messed up GOD i wanna go back home i miss my cat :(

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tfw i’m increasingly believing that i made up a cartoon that i watched as a kid because either i’m really bad at searching for answers or it flat out just Does Not Exist

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my uncle has put on the second paw patrol movie. i haven’t seen the first one. i’ve only watched like two episodes. why is this show so popular it got several theatrical movie releases. who likes these puppies that much???

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thinking about jobs in parkour civilization. like obviously there's the ones we see in the actual series(selling houses, selling blocks, bringing food to people, etc) but what else are people doing. what if you were like, a leatherworker in parkour civilization and you made the leather boots for the noobs. what if you were a gardener and grew medicinal herbs for folks who fall a little too hard and hurt themselves. what if you worked in parkour childcare. what if you worked in construction and built houses? what if you were an author, or an artist, or a musician. just. idk man I think about this a lot

like I doubt most people are actually just doing parkour all day. like what about the old lady in the library in season 2? I genuinely cannot remember if they said she was a librarian but what if libraries were formed to maintain access to information. what if there was parkour schooling because after Evbo was put in charge a lot of kids started being born and needed to be taught how to parkour. basically I'm thinking about how parkour society as a whole probably developed after the evil champion's defeat and like. idk man tag yourself I'm parkour leatherworker who makes custom leather boots and occasional other aesthetic items

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i need to get back into making kandi. unfortunately things are expensive and i am unemployed :(

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it's been one week of june and i need it to stop immediately

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maybe i should get back into typology i miss brainrotting over my blorbos and seeing people's incorrect opinions on pdb

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nanowrimo ywp site is officially dead rest in fucking piss oh my god

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i wish to write but brain is all "no" like fuck you too

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on one hand i'm a little sad i won't be able to get the switch 2, but on the other hand my lite has been dead for several days (weeks more like) and i have a backlog of games on that so truly i'm not missing out on much

i am looking forward to when people eventually mod the shit out of it tho. hopefully it'll be easier than the og switch so i can justify getting it later on.

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dentist ain’t shit “oh it shouldn’t hurt” BUT IT DID BITCH

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Elon Musk, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, and everyone who sees this post...

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Just an hour ago, my five-year-old son was injured. He lost four fingers from his hand.

We are now displaced, trying to stay alive, searching for medicine or food... and the prices are unimaginably high - we cannot afford them.

My question to you now, in the name of humanity, in the name of your own conscience:

Please, repost this. Donate if you can, or raise our voices to those who can help.

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Would you fuck your clone? (Hades edition)

I did this 5 years ago and forgot to ever post it.

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no cause TELL ME WHY i had to buy the kelpie quests when i was already working on them. what do you MEAN nothing i did counted towards it until i bought it??? I ALREADY HAD IT.

i've been playing horse life because Horses but WHY did they quests make purchasable. in what universe does it make sense to lock game progression behind a paywall.

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i've been playing horse life because Horses but WHY did they quests make purchasable. in what universe does it make sense to lock game progression behind a paywall.