crackhead-once-ler

[crackhead-once-ler]

Hey Mister Crackhead Once-ler! ^^ What are you up to today “my dynamite guy”? :3

Heyyyyy, yo yo yo my totally rad muchacha guy! Ah you know me, I just be blanchin' in my mansion...

with my crack.

WOAH THAT'S TOTALLY TUBULAR GNARLY, MAN!!

[crackhead-once-ler]

As a professional rad Crackhead, I can totes my goats, Ken out of Ken confirm that my mind does indeed turn into a gnarly, wicked, swizzling, fucking dumbass egg when I smoke the sparkly snow.

Don’t do crack, kids!! You’ll turn into an egghead! Sparkle on, stay dynamite!

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Yo yo yo my totally tubular dynamite guys!! Went on this dopeass gnarly rollercoaster with my wicked rad brochachos this Saturday!

Stay dynamite, don’t do crack, and sparkle on my dudes!!

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Brochachoooo, my wicked lit spidy senses can tell you think I’m full of wack shit but I’m not!! I was talking about… Swag, yeah Swag, that… gnarly man. Ya know… married to Entre in that spooky wild Truffla Flu universe… or something like that. Yeah, Swag.

Dang, that’s wacky wild my radiant rad man! Can’t say I’m surprised though, of course you my guy would be into freaky rad clone shenanigans. Seems all of us crazy Once-lers have been at some point, we’re unhinged, cringe and free.

*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*

Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.

Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.

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are you QUEER

Hey hey yo, what’s up my gnarly rad man!! You bet yourself one wicked tasty burger I’m queer as cheeseballs!! I’m here, I’m queer and I like crack. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[crackhead-once-ler]

Wassuuup bbg!

The camp has finally been set up!! Our little headquarters is pretty cozy, especially with those fluffy trees overhead! T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉ is being a little fickle, giving me some form of silent treatment 😒 but new location changes can make him grumpy, so it's whatever! He always comes around!

I noticed you were a little sad though :( Chin up, my guy! I'm sure your pookie boo values you for the king you are! Even if he does have a husband...? Either way, those sweet tunes can help with the blues, so keep on listening! ✨✨✨

Didn't know there were multiple Once-lers though.....that sounds pretty cool if they're all as rad and rockin' as you are! 😆

Stay absolutely fantabulous, and feel free to stop by our camp anytime,

Lilia

P.S. Love the use of "dynamite gal!"

Yo yo yo my rad bestie gorl!! Pumped as cheeseballs to hear from you again babygorl!!

Oh my holy Tacobell!!! IM SO STICKIN HAPPY FOR YOU MY DYNAMITE GAL!! Rock on my radiant queen!! I bet your camp looks absolutely wicked and that it’s cozy as heck!! I’m sorry The Entity is being a grumpy-pants dingus! I’m sure he’ll lighten up real soon!

AWWWW LILIA THANK YOU!! My pookie boo does defs value my wacky rad energy! It’s my fault for getting romantically attached to him (and his husband) more than I should have. Whoopsieeesss ¯_(ツ)_/¯ And of course my guy!! My gorl Lana is always there for me!

And heck yes my dude friend!! There’s a whole wild, radical cosmic Once-ler multiverse!! There are cheesetons of us wacky little twinks! It’s totes my goats coolio my brochacho!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH CUTIE!! You stay totally tubular, totally rockin, and absolutely bombastic yourself my gorl!! I’ll ABSOLUTELY VISIT YOUR WICKED COOL CAMP!! THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME MY GUY!!

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Ooh, heeeeeyyyy Jack, my main man, my dynamite brochacho! What?? naaahhh, I wasn’t talking about YOU, I was umm talking about an-another Once-ler, heheh yeah that, ya know how wacky wild and radical us Once-lers are with each other, always flucking each other and shit hahaha… this DEFINITELY wasn’t about YOU… geez brochacho

*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*

Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.

Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.

[crackhead-once-ler]

*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*

Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.

Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.

[crackhead-once-ler]

Hi hiiii!

Aww, you're so sweet!! Thanks for the compliments and reassurance cutie!! No worries about his feelings though!

T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉ is an observer. He wishes to learn, and I am his eyes and ears.

Such a curious fella! We're actually settling down in a little camp soon, then going on little trips to see and hear new people! It's honestly super exciting!! So glad I stopped to see you first, though, king! You're super rad, super cute, AND super fun! 💪💪💪 What's not to love???

Gotta go set up camp now, but you're welcome for sparkle on, I certainly WON'T do crack, and stay slay, my marvelous man,

Lilia

Oh, okay my man!! The Entity™ sounds like a totally dope as heck dude!! Tell him I say "sparkle on my man!".

Ooooh I'd totes my goats love to come visit your radical little camp my guys!! That sounds totally tubular!! And the truffla forest is a beautiful place to set up camp!! Enjoy your stay cuties!!!

AWWWWWW LILIAAAAAA THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BABYGORL, YOU'RE SUPER DUPER RAD YOURSELF MY GUY!!! LOVE YOU DYNAMITE GAL!! STAY AWESOME SAUCE, MY BROCHACHO!! WHAT A SWEETHEART LITTLE CUTESY BOO!!!

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Woah woah, are you thinking something too wacky wild for the Tumblr guidelines my gnarly guy? Anyways, thinking we should defs go to Hawaii my babyboi, looks totally tubular in that radiant tropical paradise. Maybe we could have your “favorite drink” again ;D

Yo yo hey my dynamite guy! How are ya Jack, my big man?! I had this super duper rad idea that we could go on a wicked vaykay together? Wha do ya thiiiinnnkk?

Like my dance btw? slay my guy :P

Ooh, I'd love to go on vacation with you. As long as I can bring Ianto of course.

And I love the dance, that's a nice little ass you got there. 😘🍑

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mr crackhead onceler ive only discovered you about 5 minutes ago but im already a big fan. thank you for being alive

NAWWW, MY GUY!! You’re making me all verklempt!! Thank you so so stinkin much for the sweet and kind words my bombtastic brochacho guy!! You’re totally tubular!! Thank YOU for being alive on this wacky blue marble at the same time as me!! <3 Stay dynamite, and sparkle on my rad man!!

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Oh Jaaacck, my main man, brochachooo, of course that’s your favourite dance you horny little crackhead *affectionately*. You silly silly guy, hehe. Mayybbbbeee some super duper “devils tango” action could go down on this radiant rad vaykay once we decide where to go? Bringing this booty whenever we go my guy

*suggestively crawls across table*

Yo yo hey my dynamite guy! How are ya Jack, my big man?! I had this super duper rad idea that we could go on a wicked vaykay together? Wha do ya thiiiinnnkk?

Like my dance btw? slay my guy :P

Ooh, I'd love to go on vacation with you. As long as I can bring Ianto of course.

And I love the dance, that's a nice little ass you got there. 😘🍑

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Of course my dude friend, Ianto is wicked cucumber cool, he can totes my goats come along with us on this epic soul searching journey!

And um ayiydoiayudaiouysdao th-thanks my guy I didn't actually prepare myself for you to reply to that, I was just all hyped up on goofballs but glad you liked it and my umm tush *covers beet red face with fedora*. Soooo.... do you dance yourself my guy?

Yo yo hey my dynamite guy! How are ya Jack, my big man?! I had this super duper rad idea that we could go on a wicked vaykay together? Wha do ya thiiiinnnkk?

Like my dance btw? slay my guy :P

Ooh, I'd love to go on vacation with you. As long as I can bring Ianto of course.

And I love the dance, that's a nice little ass you got there. 😘🍑

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Hey heeeyyyyy!!

T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉ isn't the Lorax, but T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉ certainly knows of him! Loud little guy, but chock full of some crazy tree wisdom!! 🌲🌳💫

I delivered your message to T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉.

You are a "neat variation."

Whatever that means! And oh yeah, you can absolutely use sparkle on!! It makes one's vocabulary super radiant 😉✨️✨️

I hope some gnarly new tunes find you and your rock n roll soul, king,

Lilia

Heyo heya babygorl!!!

Oh wow my guy!! Is it cool beans if I ask who The Entity™ is? No need for him to be shy, I'm as cool as a damn rad cucumber, no judgement here my bro man!

Awwwwwwww, I have absolutely no clue what that means and that sounds pretty weird and gnarly but thank you so much The Entity™, my man! Rock on!!

Thank you so much Lilia!! Both for letting me use "Sparkle On" and for the gnarly cool wishes!! You're one dynamite gal, queen!!

Sparkle On, Stay Awesome-sauce, and don't do crack!! Loovvee you queen!!

- Crackhead Once-ler

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Hehehehe, I knew you meant both, oh Jack, my guy, you horny fuck 🥰*affectionately*. Ookie pokie!! It's a date my gnarly, rad babygorl!! Let's go to the beach beach!

Hey there Jack, my baby boi, pookie bear, light of my life. Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

I do actually. Thank you. 😏😘

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Heya kiiingggg ✨️✨️✨️

Glad you liked the song!! 😝

I picked up some of that fruit you were talking about, and turns out it makes some absolutely delicious pies and juices!!

T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉ is very pleased 🙂

Sparkle on, my crazy rad guitar hero,

Lilia

Hey heyo my gorl! Of course I did brochacha, it was so poetic and rad!!

That’s fabulous my guy!! I’m glad they made delicious, scrumptious juices and pies!! That’s totally wicked!!

Umm who is “the entity”? Is it that gnarly orange Lorax man? Ya know who I’m talking about?? That fluffy little jerk?? That guy?? Was it him? That’s pretty gnarly if so! Either way, tell The Entity I say “what’s crack-a-lacking, my guy?”!

Oohh “Sparkle on”!! That sounds dope as heck my dude!! Is it cool if I use that as my new catch phase? That’s fantastic! I send well wishes Lilia!! Stay awesome, queen!

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Ah okay, good choice my man, good choice! Those are scrumptious! And I know right? Her music is like red wine for my ears!!

That sounds gnarly my bro!! We can certainly go on a beach date!! Do you mean the drink or the real thing? ;D

Hey there Jack, my baby boi, pookie bear, light of my life. Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

I do actually. Thank you. 😏😘