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I was thinking of naming my new beta either Gaston or Import, but I might take this one
I need to get myself two fishes and Im gonna name them Butternut Silverspoon and Orangotango Sparklewire, because f**k those are good names.
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I want to spend the rest of my life breeding foxes
domestication syndrome is one of the coolest findings from recent genetics
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Yeah that's us all right. Look what sleep deprivation can do to a person.
SOOOO…. this is an actual conversation (via Pinterest) that me and my (only) friend had. Sorry for the horrible spelling, it was 3 am… oh and some context: I was at the skate park and saw this really hot guy that happened to be in an inflatable pig suit.
ME: Do u think he has good morals?
HER: OF COURSE HE HAS FOOD MORALS HE WAS WEARIN A PIG SUIT
ME: oh duh
HER: FOOD MORALS WAS A TYPO BUT OMG
HER: I CANT BREATHE
HER: FOOD MORALS CUZ HES WALINKG BACON BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG
HER: I CANT INHALE AND AM NOW SILENTLY CLAPPING LIKE RETARDED SEAL.
ME: THAT WILL BE OUR WEDDING THEME
HER: HAHAHAHa
HER: k, wat were u saying
ME: wedding theme: pig
HER: U should have a bacon bouquet and sausage centerpieces
ME:no thats canabalism
HER:Ya but you’ll only eat gifted pigs
ME:dear lordhave mercy anyhooi think my dress should be strips of bacon tided together with bacon fat
HER:Hell ya
ME: I will were a veil of pig skin
HER: And sliced ham ruffles,Pig bone tiara
ME: And PSG( PIG SUIT GUY) will be in his pig suit BUT he will be in a tux as well on a skate board to commemorate the first time we ever met
HER:Instead of your clear mascara bullshit just slap some bacon grease on those lashes
ME:UH YES!!! and bacon grease lip gloss and ground pig bones mixed with its blood for a powder blush
HER:AND YOUR RINGS CAN BE MADE OF THE IRON EXTRACTED FROM PIGS BLOOD!!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND REPLACE THEM WITH PIG EYES
ME: wtf thats too far
HER: oh sorry BUT UR VOWS CAN BE IN PIG LATIN
ME: YAASS…. WAT WILL YOOOU MY MAID OF HONOR BE WEARING??
HER: im actually allergic to pork.
ME: oh. oh no. it sounds like some dramatic soap opera: BEST FRIEND CANT ATTEND WEDDING DUE TO SEVERE ALLERGY>>> WILL THE BRIDE TOO BE RISK IT ALL TO HAVE HER BESTIE BE THERE FOR HER BIG DAY?? OR WILL SHE RISK LOSING HER BRIDE TO BE BY CANCELING THE WEDDING??
ME: i meant groom to be lol.
HER: Not in ur case… cuz ur GAAAYYYY
ME: THE PROPER TERM IS LESBIAN.
HER: …..
ME:….
HER: wat.
ME: but im not.
HER: ummmmhummmm….
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The worst thing about having siblings is when your humming a song and then your least favorite sibling starts humming it too and you want to throw them out a window.
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Though, thorough, trough, tough, dough, I could go on and on. Yet, none of these words rhyme....
But for some god- forsaken reason pony and bolagna do?!?!
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When did people start drinking cow milk? Was some kid like, "lol jimmy I dare you to go suck that cow”
“Wt... No.?”
“C’mon...”
“Fine”
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“Omg that's delicious”
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So my seven year old sister came up to me one evening and said she doesn't like brushing her teeth at night because that means she’s done. That's it. She can't eat any more food for the rest of the day.
I have never related to someone who can't read on such a spiritual level
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