How to feel like a person?
dont live with your mom
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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too
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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up
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Arrested Development is just like if Succession was a comedy and they were somehow worse with money
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Top Banana - 1x02
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jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"
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Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”
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gargoyle top surgery like
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the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie
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