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*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt

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do nerds come in flavors other than pink and purple and locker

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the only big bang going on here is my bladder

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i need to piss and big bang theory is on but im so comfortable

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dont tell clyde but i just emptied my spit trap on his floor before remembering that its his floor and not the band room so my spit is all over his floor and i need to clean it up

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Oh sweetheart, I can out bitch you any day of the week.

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ive never seen anyone get so happy about john cena

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the look on clydes face when he watched that

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NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR CYBIKO PALM PILOT OR ABACUS!

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why is everything fucking memes you stop that

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hey moon don’t you go down

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is coppy fucking dying whats going on

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what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

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What up, I had surgery today and didn’t put on any make-up.