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Fav Craig Quotes: 1. "He just didn't have enough mustard on it" 2. "FUCK YEAH IM THE BEST" 3. "Oh myyyy... oh myyyy he did it agaiiiin" 4. "Hop in the cah let's get er goin bud" 5. Jack: "Are you holding a knife right now?" Craig: "yeah" 6. "Mexico is my third favorite country behind Uganda and Niger" 7. "Put some salt in those fries and eat em cause were in your kitchen now bud" 8. "Regina is French for Regina" 9. "You kind of have to seduce a take off right? You bring all the snow to it, you buy it dinner, you get it wine, and right when you get it cornered... you just pound it." 10. “Alright what you gotta do is you gotta put body on net ya know you get out there fuckin get ready put your head down you just do some good tricks ya know? The guys gonna come at you with a lot of shit but you just gotta keep your head down and get er done eh?” 11. "Mark could you just not suck at something for once in your life?" 12. "I'm not good at math, but that's not a tripple cork ok?" 13. "You gotta be aggressive, you gotta be hard nosed... 300 pounds sliding in a gutter what do you do" 14. "Mark is like a sour patch kid when he loses he is MEAN." 15. "Pretty much 10 dudes 10 days one hip one trick" Craig: "sounds like a bad porno" 16. Craig: "How much mustard are your scoring right now?" Mark: "A lot of mustard" Craig: "that's a spicy mustard" 17. (Yoga) "It changed my outlook on life I feel great about it." 18. "It's been a minute since we've been boarding in the old saska-magina." 19. "We have to go get our belly buttons pierced and were walking through a flee market which I am ecstatic about ya know? That's where I wanna get my belly button pierced in Mexico" 20. "Grit your teeth he's coMIN IN RAW." 21. "Is that a smile from pouty mcgee?" 22. "It looks like I was already in the water but that's just urine in my pants" 23. "The media’s gonna have a panty soup after this one” 24. "I'm scared of the tingling in my balls is not gonna go away" 25. *in a dream* "no...nO IM NOT GAY" 26. "If Adam was a computer program he'd be Excel for sure" 27. "Marks got a little boy wiener it just sticks straight out all the time" 28. "It's a glorious sunshine here and the fogs just sitting there like a fat kid on a swing" 29. "I wonder if they have soy lattes" 30. "I'm just a skateboarder trapped in a snowboarders body" 31. "When I first met Mark trying to coach him was like wresting a calf to the ground" 32. *read in extreme Canadian accent* "WHATS UP GUYS were along side the pros the bros and the hoes. It's micd up monday let's get er goin." 33. "Lookin like a goober out there" 34. "woAH that's a backie" 35. "Ohh my god that's gonna make THE sickest edit" 36. "She does 3 different sports, I do like... kinda one sport" 37. "Twig is Canadian for stick" 38. "The stars are aligning with Canada's sweetheart Mark McMorris" 39. “Hey guys snow enthusiast cLaig here” 40. "Day after Craven. Feelin good...eh not really. That was a bold faced lie right to your face." 41. "Saskatchewan has 20,000 lakes. That's a fact I just made up" 42. Seb: "That's a good lookin shot" Craig: "I'm a good lookin guy ;)" 43. "*hella Canadian voice backing up a huge van* "Get out of the-Oh I just about clipped her" 44. "You find a circus in a parking lot in France when you're looking for Spain, mathematically it's not gonna work out for ur equation" 45. "I'm a big dog and bit off more than I can chew" 46. Craig talking about the van: "Sometimes u have an old cow and u just gotta put her down. We almost put ol' Bessie down and she treated us well and I'm sorry to say we treated her piss poor" 47. "We walked out of the hotel and poor Bessie wasn't tied up to the stall we left her at" 48. "The mountain of Sierra Nevada is covered in a mist that even Jane Goodall couldn't find a gorilla in" 49. Mark: "you guys saw it? Craig: "ya we saw ur last run. It was unbeatable except someone beat it" 50. "I was playing dangerously close with a fart that I ended up on the wrong side of"

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I have a list on my phone of my favorite Craig quotes and there’s like 60 should I post them

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It’s so awk when he says the n word mannnn

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Give me life

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EXPERIENCEEE REGINAAAA

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I made this account cause Craig is underrated af. CRAIG, THIS ONES FOR YOU DAWG.

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happy 24th craigerbear

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Lmao

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