crane-detector
crane-detector
im normal about cranes
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I detect cranes, like the bird not the construction vehiclesworn enemy of the storks and herons
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crane-detector · 19 days ago
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LETS GO OLM!!! OLM ARMY GOGO!!!!!
Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals
@dyktvideogamesfx
(no propaganda submitted)
@official-olm-posts
“GREETINGS FROM THE OLM KING. MY DARLING LOYAL SUBJECTS, I CALL UPON YOU TO VOTE FOR THE SAKE OF THE UNLOVED ANIMALS OF THE WORLD. THE STRANGE CAVE SALAMANDERS ARE BELOVED, THE SLUGS AND SPIDERS ARE OUR BROTHERS. TOGETHER WE CAN BUILD A WORLD WHERE EVERY CREATURE HAS MORE THAN A FEW FREAKS IN THEIR CORNER. (Hi!! I'm @official-olm-posts. Please vote for me and my daily olm postings, alongside other typically-olm-related additions. For every new person that learns about olms, my power grows.)”
“HEAR YE CITIZENS OF THE OLM KINGDOM! Vote for Official Olm Posts and bathe in the glory of the kingdom dedicated to the beloved cave-dwelling amphibians!”
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crane-detector · 22 days ago
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no olm king don’t die on me.. you have to live,,,, holding your shriveled corpse
Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals
@how-many-evil-flags
“Not enough people know or care about how many evil flags a post is and I am really grateful for the mod of this blog's hard work”
@crane-detector
“awesomeness…. cranes… birds….”
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crane-detector · 26 days ago
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HOOOLLLLYYYGAUCAMOLE
Round 0
@crane-detector
“awesomeness…. cranes… birds….”
@word-problem-posting
“free enrichment in the form of problems to solve :3 i love to solve and also helping me pass physics by getting me to practice vector addition 👍👍”
“My second favorite child... I need to post there more.”
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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OLM OLM OLM OLM OLM CMONN THATS MY MUTUAL
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OLM OLM OLM OLM OLM
Round 0
@official-olm-posts
“GREETINGS FROM THE OLM KING. MY DARLING LOYAL SUBJECTS, I CALL UPON YOU TO VOTE FOR THE SAKE OF THE UNLOVED ANIMALS OF THE WORLD. THE STRANGE CAVE SALAMANDERS ARE BELOVED, THE SLUGS AND SPIDERS ARE OUR BROTHERS. TOGETHER WE CAN BUILD A WORLD WHERE EVERY CREATURE HAS MORE THAN A FEW FREAKS IN THEIR CORNER. (Hi!! I'm @official-olm-posts. Please vote for me and my daily olm postings, alongside other typically-olm-related additions. For every new person that learns about olms, my power grows.)”
“HEAR YE CITIZENS OF THE OLM KINGDOM! Vote for Official Olm Posts and bathe in the glory of the kingdom dedicated to the beloved cave-dwelling amphibians!”
@frollosuggestions
(no propaganda submitted)
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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Liebherr LTM 1220
sighed so deeply . I knew this day would come eventually.
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READ THE ROOM!! but it is my duty. so. it is with nothing but displeasure to announce that
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yes, the liebherr ltm 1220 is a crane.
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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Sandhill crane!
"Fears that Nebraska’s annual spring migration of sandhill cranes could be the avian equivalent of a “superspreader” event have been completely abated, as a record-setting stopover in Nebraska of thousands of birds was enjoyed without any sign of a bird flu outbreak.
Three-quarters of a million cranes migrating north to their spring habitat landed in the Platte River in Nebraska. The number is deemed an underestimation, but you try counting more than 700,000 birds.
Fears that the highly contagious new strain of bird flu H5N1 could carry over to the cranes from livestock have been assuaged as the birds are beginning to move off again without a single dead crane being observed, local news reports.
Aside from the mini celebration of bird flu’s absence, the real celebration—that this year was the largest on-record for the sandhill crane migration—can begin.
The official estimate of 738,000 animals was made during aerial surveys by the Crane Trust, a nonprofit whose raison d’etre is to protect these magnificent birds and this unforgettable spectacle.
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Pictured: Crane migration in Nebraska
These cranes have been visiting an 80-mile-long stretch of the Platte River, braided in some sections, for 9 million years, which these days lies between the towns of Chapman and Overton, Nebraska.
“What makes the central Platte River valley attractive to sandhill cranes is the river that we help manage,” says Matt Urbanski, a spokesman for the Crane Trust, to KSNB’s Madison Smith. “We will make sure that there’s not a ton of vegetation choking the river out. We’ll make sure that it can widen, so the sandhill cranes have six to eight inches of water to sit in during the nighttime.”
The sandhill crane stands between 3 and 4 feet tall, and is easily identifiable for its crown of red feathers and their rattling bugle-like call. It is one of only 2 species of crane that live in North America...
Interestingly, though the cranes have visited this site for eons, they did so even before there was a river there. Additionally, they now spend much of their time feeding on spare corn kernels leftover from nearby harvests, and spend the night standing in the water where they’re safe from predators.
Arrivals and departures are staggered over several weeks, but at peak stopover, it’s one of the great sights of natural America.
“There is nothing else like it in the world,” says Marcos Stoltzfus, director of the Iain Nicolson Audubon Center at Rowe Sanctuary in Gibbon, Nebraska, to News Channel Nebraska."
-via Good News Network, April 3, 2025
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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ah yes yes. that’s white boy jordan. common mistake
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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oh holy crap I’m here!! and it’s a really close vote!! gg other gimmick!!
Round 0
@crane-detector
“awesomeness…. cranes… birds….”
@word-problem-posting
“free enrichment in the form of problems to solve :3 i love to solve and also helping me pass physics by getting me to practice vector addition 👍👍”
“My second favorite child... I need to post there more.”
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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This is my Oscars
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist
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crane-detector · 1 month ago
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Anyways, here are the unique blogs (that were not submitted previously either) submitted in this lightning submission round. Again, if your name is on here and you don't want it to be, please let me know.
@colorpicked-flags-from-one-guy @could-they-win-a-holy-grail-war @crane-detector @elvis-official @fictitious-grail-war @flareon-fanart-collection @official-olm-posts @text-inverter @the-official-chaldea @baba-is-blog @banjobebleping @cactus-detector @couldtheybekira @couldtheybekira @daily-pokemon-polls @dailyhomestarfacts @dailyiiwheelship @elementcattos @elvis-official @fnaf-flags @funnier-when-objectum @ginger-ale-official @girl-detector @hands-you-a-spatula @i-give-olms-to-people @i-shelve-posts @identifying-dogs @identifying-planes-in-posts @is-deltarune-tomorrow @locked-in-or-tweaking @marinememes @objectum-culture-is @official-fluffy-posts @official-hater-posts @official-olm-posts @official-wasp-posts @pokemontheywouldhave @rainworld-name-verifier @rating-shittysawtraps @scale-polls @scp-threats-is-back @shittysawtraps @shrimpradar @smashorpassgilf @spine-gif @the-frightening-ghoul @the-real-atlus-for-real @theyshapedlikefriends @was-house-fruity @would-you-punt-them @your-fave-as-owl
If you are curious, this brings the total blogs up to 512. That being said, there are probably unhanded duplicates in there, and I would be surprised if not a single blog dropped out regardless, so this whole endeavor was a bit pointless for adding an extra round. Oh well!
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crane-detector · 3 months ago
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no it wont, die by my blade/silly
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crane-detector · 3 months ago
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uhh I Think? it looks like a common crane to me teehee
edit: used wrong photo, shoot me down
scrolling through the birdbuddy feed and this shows up and makes me lose my fucking mind
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crane-detector · 3 months ago
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YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!
wisdom tooth hurt. summon the armies.
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crane-detector · 3 months ago
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on it boss
wisdom tooth hurt. summon the armies.
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crane-detector · 4 months ago
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pepsi and finger skin #boythingdinner
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crane-detector · 4 months ago
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mweeheheh… red crowned crane
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fun fact: cassowaries are closer related to emus and ostrich than cranes and storks !!
lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.
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