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Mm. We shall see.

Never worse. Never better.

Has anyone even tried to proposition you? Feels like you'd have to be either completely insane pr incredibly desperate to try to seduce the master of fear. Respectfully, being in a relationship with you sounds like a terrible idea for about anyone.

Yes.

One would think.

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No. But neither is a firefighter who runs into a burning building. Nor a daredevil scaling a vertical climb without preparation or safety equipment.

Has anyone even tried to proposition you? Feels like you'd have to be either completely insane pr incredibly desperate to try to seduce the master of fear. Respectfully, being in a relationship with you sounds like a terrible idea for about anyone.

Yes.

One would think.

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Insane.

Has anyone even tried to proposition you? Feels like you'd have to be either completely insane pr incredibly desperate to try to seduce the master of fear. Respectfully, being in a relationship with you sounds like a terrible idea for about anyone.

Yes.

One would think.

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Has anyone even tried to proposition you? Feels like you'd have to be either completely insane pr incredibly desperate to try to seduce the master of fear. Respectfully, being in a relationship with you sounds like a terrible idea for about anyone.

Yes.

One would think.

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are you the evil science grandpa of gotham

Considering the severe lack of children, no.

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You look like you creak when you walk, like an old tree.

Scrunkly, freaky old man

That sounds like it would make sneaking up on people very difficult indeed.

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What is your personal opinion on shipping? Moreso the people people tend to pair you with, like Riddler and Mad Hatter

Strange and unusual, though perhaps other versions of me across the multiverse are more inclined to seize upon the opportunity.

Some are better than others. I have yet to meet a Jarvis Tetch who I considered in enough possession of his faculties to acquaint myself with.

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Would you be against being in a relationship? Or are you more the married to my work kind of guy

It is not one or another- that implies time, interest, and the inclination to seize upon the other one when the opportunity arises.

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Where do you get money for bribes? You don't seem the type to rob banks.

I am absolutely the type to rob banks. It is ridiculous and annoying, but science demands sacrifice.

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Yes. Bribes tend to have that effect.

You were in Arkham too?? Bats been busy ig. I still don't understand how villains manage to escape, you'd think they would put tighter locks on the door and I cant imagine they'd let you out freely

It is simple enough. Half the more dangerous population in Arkham can break a mind. A quarter can destroy anything technology-related. There is always the opportunity to leave for someone.

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Do you have a favorite phobia? That is probably a weird question

Scopophobia, perhaps, in the way it alters experimentation. But I cannot profess to a true favorite.

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You were in Arkham too?? Bats been busy ig. I still don't understand how villains manage to escape, you'd think they would put tighter locks on the door and I cant imagine they'd let you out freely

It is simple enough. Half the more dangerous population in Arkham can break a mind. A quarter can destroy anything technology-related. There is always the opportunity to leave for someone.

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So, what have you been up to recently? Everything went dark for a while, it was ominous.

If you refer to my location, I had been sitting pretty in Arkham. Something of a smaller project, unlikely to affect many.

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… don’t get mad but I might have shifted universes while I was running some experiments

Are you the Dr crane that I got permission from to use his labs for tests to figure out the magical effects of fear toxin or should I take my papers and skedaddle?

There seems precious little point to be upset over scientific discovery—unless it was done badly, of course.

I am not. As far as I am aware fear toxin is about as magical as any other aggressively brain-altering chemical. However, there are some spare labs across the city you may employ at your convenience; I try to encourage research into my toxins.

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We all know fear is your main thing, Werther it's the feeling or chemicals or whatever. Do you have other subjects you enjoy?

Birds.

Do not invite me into an aviary.

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Timelines are incredibly messy, so I'm curious! What is happening in your reality right now? Are major rogues alive or are some of them dead?

Most everyone is alive, and generally well-established. The Joker is missing, likely plotting. Firefly has been developing identity issues. Catwoman is playing mouse with the Bat.

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Do you have your formulas written down somewhere? I imagine you would. If so, how do you keep them safe?

Yes, though everything useful I have had the opportunity to memorize. Years in Arkham will do that to memory, if one decides to devote their mind to interesting things.

If someone wishes for examples of my research for their own purposes, I would prefer they ask. Nothing annoys more than trying to conduct an experiment with the Batman already possessing the antidote.