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crying at this pinterest interaction i just saw

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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled

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Manga makes me play colour guessing every time I see a new character I'd like to draw haha

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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i hope no one comes out of the ominous fog and comes fucks me

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Boobs freak me out

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I hate grounhog day I should (remembers that killing myself doesnt stop the time loop) be nice to people

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!