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You believe me like a god

I betray you like a man

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john silver - i'm your man

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I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

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the point of no return

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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora

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I followed you from your one-man show next door. I think you and I both know that I should have been the 1995 Star Search champion. That’s where I know you from. Leslie Goldenbody. No, that was never, it’s Wickie Roy now. Look, you left that day with the championship and the new Vivitar VCR, but I left with a lifetime of feeling like a runner-up and I am done feeling that way.

Renee Elise Goldsberry as Wickie Roy in season 2 of Girls5eva (2021-present) created by Meredith Scardino

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Girls5eva (2021-present) Fort Worth (S03E01)

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"Jodorowsky Feyd" this, "Jodorowsky Feyd" that, no one around here appreciates the original waxed-chest king... 2000 miniseries Feyd as played by Matt Keeslar, who btw has since quit acting and gone full-time into medicine so someone out there right now has a urologist whose butt was broadcast on the Sci Fi Channel

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remastered al pacino short kings anthem fancam!!

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long ago you summoned what was coming / it was creeping on a come up / now it's right up in your face / face it

(youtube)

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doing a seance with a bunch of gay weimar ghosts to ask what they wish they'd done differently once they realized the beer hall putsch guy was absolutely going to be chancellor

update they said NOTHING, they said WHAT?, they said EXPLAIN TO US HOW THE DEAD COULD HAVE LIVED DIFFERENTLY. i said well, politically, like would you have, I don't know, written pamphlets or marched or something? and they said LOLOLOLOL. now they are reminding each other of their favorite smells and dancing in a skeleton circle :( thanks for nothing

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—–‘cause i constantly pray i’ll get out of here please won’t somebody say i’ll get out of here