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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

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Karlach is a dog-girl in a sea of cat-girls

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taz amnesty dashboard simulator (inspired by @lucretiaadventurezone balance ones!)

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Don't forget to tune in for our latest episode tonight, we'll be watching The Thing (1982)! -kirby (idk why i sign these posts ned never touches this account)

#get hyped everybody! #so lucky we live in the same town as the the best show ever

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⏺️ Anonymous asked:

what’s your real name 👀

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Okay I’m turning anon off. Also, I don’t know what they’re telling you kids these days but the number one rule of the internet is not to answer that so

#COWARD!! #AT LEAST SHOW YOURSELF IF YOU’RE GOING TO BOTHER MY FRIEND! #SORRY ABOUT THEM DUCK ❤️

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Kirby told me to make this, he said it would be “fun”…well here ya go kid, you still need to explain anything about how it works though!

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#you’d look sick no matter what

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🐝 numberonehornet asked:

#7 for the ask game <3

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thanks hollis! #7 was favorite season, it’s between summer and fall for me

#ask game #devine discussion

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THATS MR. DYKE TO YOU

Edit: forgot to say this is my art lol

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do people even hit the griddy unironically

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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what is your purpose

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists

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cunt dykeula. is this anything.

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ugh, MY WIFE

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Bill and ted at the

bill and ted are at the‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎! wow, it sure is quite peaceful in the ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‎!