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Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

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CrankGameplays' Solo Panel || Indy PopCon 2018 || Ethan's Bathroom Story

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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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More animal snaps

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OMG I’M LAUGHING A LOT

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3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

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unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

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So we’ve got a small but powerful token,

originally belonging to a powerful being, but taken by a flawed hero who didn’t know what he was getting in for,

and who is defeated, losing the item into the water.

This token comes into the keeping of an eccentric mortal for many years, giving them long life and vitality,

until they pass it on to a younger relative, and their health immediately begins to deteriorate.

The adorable, dark-haired, doe-eyed new bearer,

carrying the token on a necklace,

sets out to find someone else to take it,

but ultimately must take ownership of the quest themselves.

Along the way, they encounter endless dangers and obstacles,

finally facing their greatest challenge yet at a volcano,

and return the token to its source.

Featuring super idyllic, completely culturally stagnated hometowns,

raptors of unusual size,

Dramatic Tower Is Dramatic,

and tiny boats sailing into the sunset.

tl;dr - Moana is Lord of the Rings without the actual evil.

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little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

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When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on

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me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

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me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….