cranky4lien
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it
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Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
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Happy birthday to meeeee my hair and nails came out exactly how I wanted & my love made me a cake so ofc I made him take pics of me with it in my favorite places in our home 🥰💖
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who wants to be my friend forever and collect little trinkets with me
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Good morning from Mr Frog and Judith on this lovely foggy morning 😊🌫️
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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
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Before and after of my plant room, I splurged on Sansi lights for my cake day 🎂🎉
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I want to show the sentence: "Richest man in the world Elon Musk throws up a Nazi salute on MLK day at the second inauguration of President Trump" to someone in 1990 or 2000 and watch their brain fall to pieces.
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