Jordan || 22 || rarely posting, always lurking! I post a random cacophony of all my interests, get with it or get out… mwah 💋
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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You tell a lot of people you love them..
That’s the point of living, dummy.
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paul mccartney can only write about four things:
getting pussy
getting high
a woman with depression he just made up out of nowhere and it has nothing to do with him or his internal life.
john lennon
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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NO ONE deserved a grammy for an album like greta van fleet for the battle at gardens gate
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Okay Danny I see you liking Minecraft tutorials
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Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):
-your weight
-your clothing choice
-your amount of make up
-having sex
-not having sex
-breast size
-having your period
-saying no
-not appreciating catcalls
-masturbating
-body hair
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a second jake kiszka band has hit the starcatcher world tour

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I don’t “remember” facts and history about The Beatles, I’m haunted by them
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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
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Half of me trying to stay on track, other half doesn’t care about anything on this earth
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Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.
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