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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy
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looking to partake in some fag shit this summer
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of course i know about the male loneliness epidemic, who do you think bioengineered the virus?
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Cider is crazy, let's drink shitty fucked up apples together
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they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics
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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough
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tá mé ag fágáil luath!!! saor faoi dheireadh
tá mé chomh tuirseach ach níl cead agam dul abhaile ar feadh uair go leath eile, níl mé fiu ag obair táim suite ag fanacht
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tá mé chomh tuirseach ach níl cead agam dul abhaile ar feadh uair go leath eile, níl mé fiu ag obair táim suite ag fanacht
#bhí orm troid le autocorrect chun é seo a scríobh#cheap mé gur mhúch mé é ach faraor tá sé fós ag cur isteach orm
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I don't know if this is a toxic trait but I just have no fucking patience for people who play coy about not letting people help them. Like I don't care if you think it's cute and demure and think people should chase you down and make you do the safe and healthy thing, because I sure fucking won't. Like if people are going out of their way to try to make you keep yourself alive and you start going "nooooo I don't wannaaa you don't want to make meeeeeeh uwu" and cutely wiggling away, then frankly I think you should die.
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*shrugging* i mean yeah. i guess i have a mouth. I could scream.
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isn't it fun when someone you watch on tv as a child has such a long and successful career that as an adult you can watch them crawl around on tv, deprived of all senses except smell, with their entire ballsack out,
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