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"Told you we'd look cute."

" I'm not cute."

" Tell that to Southern Belle."

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WAIT. Superbat AU where Clark is a biker dude who LOOKS super scary but he's actually just a puppy who wished his son would be invited to play dates more and CRIES when that doesn't happen

And Bruce being the daycare teacher in charge of Jon " No one bullies Damian except ME" Kent.

Bruce is an adorable grinch and took this gig because he misses his sons, - Dick with his detective work, Jason JOINING A BIKER GANG TO SPITE HIM, and Tim, who's living the college life, - maybe he DOES have a little bit of a baby fever, Alfred. AND WHAT?

Jon talking Clark's ear off about

" Mr. Bruce dressedded in, ummmm, a princess dress 'cause Sophie's dad says boys don't wear dresses. He locked really cool"

and

" Mr. Bruce put Jesse's mom in the corner for making Mr. Barry cry. It was really funny"

And Clark is half in love with the guy already, - if it wasn't for Lex buying out Daily Planet and INTENTIONALLY giving Clark impossibly long shifts, he could actually MAKE IT to PARENTS night.

even if all parents there hate his guts for his scarred hands and motorcycle and bisexual pin on his leather jacket

Diana, bless her golden heart, actually managed to scare Parry into giving him the seasonal night off so he can actually meet, " Future Mr. Kent."

" Please don't speak so loudly. I don't want to have to explain to Matthew's dad that I will, actually, rearrange his teeth if his bitch ass says more homophobic shit in front of my kid."

'' Tell him that if he's got beef with me, I'm a single woman who walks around at night, and I ain't fucking scared of him," Diana snorted. " Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same Bruce you slammed in the papers last week?"

" I didn't slam HIM, I slammed BILLIONAIRES; It's his own fault for being one." But then; Then. He sees Him;

Amazingly sculpted cheekbones smeared with pink face paint, luscious dark hair sticky with paint, and elegant, pink lips beaming as a little boy in a green TMNT shirt whispers something I his ear.

Jon, Clark's son, pulls him right towards their direction.

Beautiful Bruce Wayne.

The same guy Clark called offensively ignorant, infuriating, and lazy.

Diana sighs. " Apollo. Why are you doing this to me?"

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WAIT. Superbat AU where Clark is a biker dude who LOOKS super scary but he's actually just a puppy who wished his son would be invited to play dates more and CRIES when that doesn't happen

And Bruce being the daycare teacher in charge of Jon " No one bullies Damian except ME" Kent.

Bruce is an adorable grinch and took this gig because he misses his sons, - Dick with his detective work, Jason JOINING A BIKER GANG TO SPITE HIM, and Tim, who's living the college life, - maybe he DOES have a little bit of a baby fever, Alfred. AND WHAT?

Jon talking Clark's ear off about

" Mr. Bruce dressedded in, ummmm, a princess dress 'cause Sophie's dad says boys don't wear dresses. He locked really cool"

and

" Mr. Bruce put Jesse's mom in the corner for making Mr. Barry cry. It was really funny"

And Clark is half in love with the guy already, - if it wasn't for Lex buying out Daily Planet and INTENTIONALLY giving Clark impossibly long shifts, he could actually MAKE IT to PARENTS night.

even if all parents there hate his guts for his scarred hands and motorcycle and bisexual pin on his leather jacket

Diana, bless her golden heart, actually managed to scare Parry into giving him the seasonal night off so he can actually meet, " Future Mr. Kent."

" Please don't speak so loudly. I don't want to have to explain to Matthew's dad that I will, actually, rearrange his teeth if his bitch ass says more homophobic shit in front of my kid."

'' Tell him that if he's got beef with me, I'm a single woman who walks around at night, and I ain't fucking scared of him," Diana snorted. " Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same Bruce you slammed in the papers last week?"

" I didn't slam HIM, I slammed BILLIONAIRES; It's his own fault for being one." But then; Then. He sees Him;

Amazingly sculpted cheekbones smeared with pink face paint, luscious dark hair sticky with paint, and elegant, pink lips beaming as a little boy in a green TMNT shirt whispers something I his ear.

Jon, Clark's son, pulls him right towards their direction.

Beautiful Bruce Wayne.

The same guy Clark called offensively ignorant, infuriating, and lazy.

Diana sighs. " Apollo. Why are you doing this to me?"

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i have a no capes au stuck in my head

clark kent goes to gotham to interview battinson and half way thru realizes that battinson never really had a chance to actually live, to enjoy life, so instead he decides to go sightseeing with battinson for the rest of the day they're together.

im talking trying out the best hotdog places, going bowling, ice skating and rock climbing, having dinner at 3pm and if any paparazzi comes over to try anything, clark will give them the scariest fricking glare. the day ends with them sitting on a rooftop, staring at the beautiful sunset.

bruce finally gets to see the beautiful part of gotham, that gotham isn't all guns and violence. clark stays the night and in the morning, alfred and bruce are shocked to see breakfast already cooked (apple pie). after breakfast, clark goes "ready for sightseeing day two?"

NO CAPES AU MY BELOVED- Bruce is just... Incredibly nervous to meet Clark Kent, aka his favourite Daily Planet reporter; He's heard Clark rip into billionaires and pick his teeth with men like Bruce. Sure, - Bruce ACTUALLY puts his privilege to good use, but will that be enough?

That's how he ends up hiding under his desk with his security team and secretary trying to fish him out; I'd also love it if WE's security staff was made of like. Macho gym bros with valid energy.

" Come on, bro! He's not gonna be THAT bad."

" Dude, don't call Mr. Wayne " bro" , bro!"

" Nah bro, he likes it. Come on Bruce- Bro, I'll tell Rachel to bring you your anxiety meds. We got you, dude."

Bruce's secretary has no time for this foolishness and drags him to Clark by the ear. Bruce is naturally so shy and introverted, but Clark has all the patience in the world.

Everyone in Gotham already knows Bruce because that dork goes out with his kids ALL the time; I need Gothamites to hype him up so badly, especially the old ladies at food trucks and little restaurants.

" Did you know that little Brucie here used to volunteer at soup kitchens all the time with his folks? And now his rich butt does the same with his kids! You should write about that, cuz that Lex guy could learn a thing or two"

" Bruce here? Paid for that son of mine to go to college, - hell, 60% of kids can afford school cuz of him! Oh don't tell me to be quiet, I said what I said and said right!"

Bruce sports a permanent blush the whole time and Clark definetly wants to pet his hair. Give me Battinson marvelling at just how far Gotham improved with his help, thought.

It's still the same old heavy aired, monochromatic block of shadows, but during daylight? Bruce loves feeding the ducks by the park. " Evil. Evil creatures. Feed." While throwing food at them, and Clark has to struggle not to laugh sjsjs

Give me Bruce who stops mid date (is it a date, Clark wonders. He hopes it is.) To stop and say hi to garbage collectors (they're on first name basis, Clark notices) and off the clock sex workers who flirt just to send him in an embarrassed frenzy.

But everywhere they go, they all regard Clark with the same gaze. Take care of him, it reads. And yeah, Clark wants to say, that's all I really want to do

Clark NEEDS to get Bruce in Metropolis; Because he has the cosiest apartment if Bruce doesn't like being outside. With... Just as fun attractions...

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i have a no capes au stuck in my head

clark kent goes to gotham to interview battinson and half way thru realizes that battinson never really had a chance to actually live, to enjoy life, so instead he decides to go sightseeing with battinson for the rest of the day they're together.

im talking trying out the best hotdog places, going bowling, ice skating and rock climbing, having dinner at 3pm and if any paparazzi comes over to try anything, clark will give them the scariest fricking glare. the day ends with them sitting on a rooftop, staring at the beautiful sunset.

bruce finally gets to see the beautiful part of gotham, that gotham isn't all guns and violence. clark stays the night and in the morning, alfred and bruce are shocked to see breakfast already cooked (apple pie). after breakfast, clark goes "ready for sightseeing day two?"

NO CAPES AU MY BELOVED- Bruce is just... Incredibly nervous to meet Clark Kent, aka his favourite Daily Planet reporter; He's heard Clark rip into billionaires and pick his teeth with men like Bruce. Sure, - Bruce ACTUALLY puts his privilege to good use, but will that be enough?

That's how he ends up hiding under his desk with his security team and secretary trying to fish him out; I'd also love it if WE's security staff was made of like. Macho gym bros with valid energy.

" Come on, bro! He's not gonna be THAT bad."

" Dude, don't call Mr. Wayne " bro" , bro!"

" Nah bro, he likes it. Come on Bruce- Bro, I'll tell Rachel to bring you your anxiety meds. We got you, dude."

Bruce's secretary has no time for this foolishness and drags him to Clark by the ear. Bruce is naturally so shy and introverted, but Clark has all the patience in the world.

Everyone in Gotham already knows Bruce because that dork goes out with his kids ALL the time; I need Gothamites to hype him up so badly, especially the old ladies at food trucks and little restaurants.

" Did you know that little Brucie here used to volunteer at soup kitchens all the time with his folks? And now his rich butt does the same with his kids! You should write about that, cuz that Lex guy could learn a thing or two"

" Bruce here? Paid for that son of mine to go to college, - hell, 60% of kids can afford school cuz of him! Oh don't tell me to be quiet, I said what I said and said right!"

Bruce sports a permanent blush the whole time and Clark definetly wants to pet his hair. Give me Battinson marvelling at just how far Gotham improved with his help, thought.

It's still the same old heavy aired, monochromatic block of shadows, but during daylight? Bruce loves feeding the ducks by the park. " Evil. Evil creatures. Feed." While throwing food at them, and Clark has to struggle not to laugh sjsjs

Give me Bruce who stops mid date (is it a date, Clark wonders. He hopes it is.) To stop and say hi to garbage collectors (they're on first name basis, Clark notices) and off the clock sex workers who flirt just to send him in an embarrassed frenzy.

But everywhere they go, they all regard Clark with the same gaze. Take care of him, it reads. And yeah, Clark wants to say, that's all I really want to do

Clark NEEDS to get Bruce in Metropolis; Because he has the cosiest apartment if Bruce doesn't like being outside. With... Just as fun attractions...

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Jason: You're a bad dad lmao

Bruce, nodding sadly: I know. Dick told me that too, and -

Jason:

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Jason: You're a bad dad lmao

Bruce, nodding sadly: I know. Dick told me that too, and -

Jason:

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The Batfamily Twitter Saga continues

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when you are not even remotely a stan but the character/ship gets too much undeserved and inherently hypocritical hate you just say fuck it and become a vehement apologist. as a treat

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We don't talk about Bruno's been playing on a nonstop loop in my head for more than 2 weeks so have Encanto Z

SEVEN FOOT- wait, no,

We don't talk about Frieza No no no

We don't talk about Frieza

And I don't know how to end this post so here's a mess of them circling around Goku singing their own parts

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If I was Vegeta and I wanted to defeat Goku I'd simply ask him when his children's birthdays are

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BadaGine. ❤️

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I forgot to post it here!

BadaGine Halloween drawing. ♡

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Check out my Twitter moment of all things Wayward!

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mom n pop!! feat. raditz + goku.

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Day 8: Today’s favorite thing: Bardock from Dragon Ball! It’s almost scary how significantly one background character can shape your entire life, from your most treasured friendships down to your very career. 😨