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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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Hey bro/ster I'm super sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but uh sometimes being a socialist means, you know, putting your dreams of terrorism down for a minute and talking about public policy and how your proposed form of government would like, uhhhhh................ work.

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Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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im not a woman im a dyke

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There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

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does anyone know about the yearning & the wanting

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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

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LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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