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Just to let you guys know. I will be moving my blogs to a new account! I'll give it a day or so to let all my followers see this, and when im done I'll tag the new blog in a post so y'all can find it.

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Just to let you guys know. I will be moving my blogs to a new account! I'll give it a day or so to let all my followers see this, and when im done I'll tag the new blog in a post so y'all can find it.

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"Didn' forget. Just turned it off." Swiftshock stopped, frowning into the darkness to try and focus on the face in front of him.

"What'ya want?"

Swiftshock stumbles through the hall, his face flushed and a servo on the wall to keep himself from falling over as he heads away from the noisy commons room. He heads in the direction of where he thinks the barracks are, but honestly he is far too drunk to really remember.

 “Welp, looks like someone’s forgotten where they put their fuel regulation chip.” Came a familiar voice, matched by an equally familiar grin. Black and purple blends in with the shadowy halls of the Thesus, giving Skywarp the look of a particularly angular gargoyle as he leers from the shadows.

  “Are you looking for a bunk or a bucket? Try not to throw up on Megsy’s feet if you’re after the latter. Though that would be frigging hilarious to watch.”

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"Well....i don't really have much. But...I've got one friend. And I can't leave him, just as you can't leave your brothers."

Swiftshock leaned his helm in, almost as if to nuzzle the Seeker.

"...what is there left of the Decepticon cause to still believe in? All I see on both sides are battle hungry, bitter mechs who want either total control or death."

"How come you joined the Autobots?" ~TC

"I didn't join in the war until just before the Exodus. I hadn't really paid much attention to anything. Keep your helm down and don't get empurataed, you know?"

"By the time I joined, I saw what the Decepticons were doing, and the path they were taking. And I didn't much care for it. My choice was solidified when a raid hit the outpost I was staying in. I watched Decepticon soldiers not only take control, but systematically execute every prisoner. Then they wiped out all the civilians too. Mech, femme, sparkling. I decided then that if I survived, I would help bring them down."

He sighs softly, his wings twitching downward.

"If only things had been so one sided...if I'd known everything I do now, I wouldn't have even gotten involved in this ridiculous feud."

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"Not to mention, we would look pretty dang weird without them honestly."

Starscream, why do alien mecha need noses

 “Why’re you asking me? I’m not a medic.” An eyebrow raises and the seeker shakes his head. “Ask me about the gauss measurements from a white dwarf, or the composition of nebulae instead.”

 Then Thundercracker gently sidles in next to Starscream, chirping.

“It’s because long range sensory functions are at their most efficient when there’s less lag between them and the brain module. Having olfactory sensors on the face makes more sense than if they were on other parts of the body. This being said, there are also chemoreceptors on our wingtips - these are important for interplanetary travel and can give us more information about the atmospheric composition of our surroundings.”

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The gesture meant more than Thundercracker might've known to him, and he gave a soft chirp in response, his helm somewhat leaning into the touch.

"Yea. I've come to learn that both sides are equally right and wrong. At this point the war isn't even the same. It's just a petty feud now. An excuse for violence. I just wish it would stop."

"How come you joined the Autobots?" ~TC

"I didn't join in the war until just before the Exodus. I hadn't really paid much attention to anything. Keep your helm down and don't get empurataed, you know?"

"By the time I joined, I saw what the Decepticons were doing, and the path they were taking. And I didn't much care for it. My choice was solidified when a raid hit the outpost I was staying in. I watched Decepticon soldiers not only take control, but systematically execute every prisoner. Then they wiped out all the civilians too. Mech, femme, sparkling. I decided then that if I survived, I would help bring them down."

He sighs softly, his wings twitching downward.

"If only things had been so one sided...if I'd known everything I do now, I wouldn't have even gotten involved in this ridiculous feud."

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"How come you joined the Autobots?" ~TC

"I didn't join in the war until just before the Exodus. I hadn't really paid much attention to anything. Keep your helm down and don't get empurataed, you know?"

"By the time I joined, I saw what the Decepticons were doing, and the path they were taking. And I didn't much care for it. My choice was solidified when a raid hit the outpost I was staying in. I watched Decepticon soldiers not only take control, but systematically execute every prisoner. Then they wiped out all the civilians too. Mech, femme, sparkling. I decided then that if I survived, I would help bring them down."

He sighs softly, his wings twitching downward.

"If only things had been so one sided...if I'd known everything I do now, I wouldn't have even gotten involved in this ridiculous feud."

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Dude luckyyyyy

I wish it would snow ;-;

It's fucking snowinggggg

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"Ice cream sounds fun."

“Well we’re officially fucked and shit outta luck.” @crash-and-burning

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“Well, certainly,” Dealbreaker circles the strange device, probing at it with his more slender digits. He hums with no real tune and clicks his claw, trying to determine what exactly set the device on fire. “Whelp, I got nothing. Who wants ice cream?”

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Oh no bro don't flash your fangs at me you're gonna make me fall in love with you aha

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Hey you guys! Im opening commissions again! Need to save up $450 for a puppers!! If anyone wants an arts, dm me to discuss!!!

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M!A Build Up to a Break Down

Send my muse a symbol! The more of a symbol they receive, the more intense the feeling. Make them more and more terrified, enraged, etc. until they snap.

👻 fear

💢 anger

⁉️ confusion

🌧 sadness

🥀 longing

💥 pain

💤 exhaustion

❌ nothing

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"No, I just..."

He blinked again, then cautiously rested a servo on Starscream's wing.

"I didn't think you'd trust an Autobot to preen you."

It's not every day that an autobot ends up with the leader of the Vosian Parliament flopped across their lap, cheeping like a fledgling, but today appears to be Swiftshock's lucky day. @decepticon-air-command

Swiftshock blinks at the sudden intrusion to his personal space, his train of thought forgotten.

"Um....Starscream...?"

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It's not every day that an autobot ends up with the leader of the Vosian Parliament flopped across their lap, cheeping like a fledgling, but today appears to be Swiftshock's lucky day. @decepticon-air-command

Swiftshock blinks at the sudden intrusion to his personal space, his train of thought forgotten.

"Um....Starscream...?"

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Thundercracker chirps up to Swift, sleepy and warm. His wings flutter slightly and he chirps to himself like a fledgling.

Swiftshock is too sad to be embarrassed that the crush of his life is snuggling up to him willingly. Instead he is quite content to nuzzle up and just hug the seeker, his own wings giving a half hearted flutter as well.

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M!A Build Up to a Break Down

Send my muse a symbol! The more of a symbol they receive, the more intense the feeling. Make them more and more terrified, enraged, etc. until they snap.

👻 fear

💢 anger

⁉️ confusion

🌧 sadness

🥀 longing

💥 pain

💤 exhaustion

❌ nothing