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fuck you, fuck that show, and especially fuck jkr

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Bald Vicente for your feed

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with no evidence i choose to believe Argonians carry their babies in their mouths like crocodiles

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Swinging wildly between "I love what my body has become on just 7 months of HRT, and I know in time I will only love it more" and "I'm not even visibly trans and all these people just trying to be polite by calling me sir don't know how much they make me want to just go home and cry in my bed"

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Swinging wildly between "I love what my body has become on just 7 months of HRT, and I know in time I will only love it more" and "I'm not even visibly trans and all these people just trying to be polite by calling me sir don't know how much they make me want to just go home and cry in my bed"

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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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The Night Mother has been watching, and she is most pleased.

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so you're telling me the pope dies and the gates to oblivion open again?

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We're so back

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let's go for a swim with mama