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Being incredible clever and dastardly the tiny man sneaks once more into his enemy's house, searching for food left lying about to kidnap and devour for himself.

“...”

“Someone’s trying to steal my food.”

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“I’ve been trying so hard for eight whole years, and it still hasn’t happened.”

“Forever and ever and ever. Better get used to me being a butt.”

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“But you’re warm,” he whined, latching loosely onto his cousin.

“So go watch tv or something. I’m tired.”

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“But I can’t sleep.”

“Why are we screaming? It’s too early for screaming. Go back to bed.”

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“I can’t believe I’m stuck with you forever.”

“Too bad you’re stuck with me, huh?”

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“I’ll scream. Don’t think I won’t.”

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“Okay, but this is really boring.”

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But your hair. Like tuna

“What the heck is that supposed to mean? My hair isn’t tuna at all.”

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That doesn't make sense, you can't be a tuna and a lightning

“Then it sure is a good thing I’m not tuna!!!”

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Like an electric eel?

“No, like lightning! Thunder and lightning!”

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Fish boy!

“I’m lightning themed, not fish themed!”

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You are a tuna

“Excuse you.”

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“I want tuna.”

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“You’re a butt.”

“You won’t.”

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“We’ll see who’s pouting if I shock you for real.”

“Aww, is baby Ryou pouting?”

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“Then why did it seem like you weren’t planning to tell me at all?”

“S’not like I was gonna eat a whole cake on my own, anyways.”

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Whining more, he grabbed Bakura’s hand. “That wasn’t even a real shock. It was just static.”

Ow. He shook his hand out slightly, whacking Ryou in the face several times. “One of these days you’re going to fry my nerve endings.”