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Bruce being able to tell all the various Batman’s apart above all else is so compelling to me. He knows the instant it’s another universe’s Dick he’s talking to, or if it’s Tim in the suit standing in front of him. Because it isn’t him he knows what to look for. But the JL and other allies don’t, folks like Jim Gordon can tell something is off, that it’s not him, but not necessarily identity who’s filling in every time.

Imagine a “room full of Batmans” except the kicker is they’re not versions of Bruce. They’re his sons. And the only people in any given room who know something's different is the Batmans (Batmen?) themselves.

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Redrobin, but ever so slightly bird.

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i don’t really know what inspired this but. angry timmy

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just remembered this tiktok

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tim: hey, which do you think? red dress or black dress for tonight?

kon: oh i don't know, you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide

tim: thank you, but im actually having a hard tim deciding and i was hoping you could pick

kon: either way you're gonna be the prettiest one at the gala babe, i love you so much

tim: okay no- i love you too and i know you think im beautiful and this isn't a test. i just, which dress would you perfer to see me in tonight?

kon: i prefer you just the way you are

tim, stepping out of his room: oh my god- HEY JASON! red dress or black dress!?

jason, from otherside of the manor: black. red makes you look like a bitch

tim: thank you!

jason: no problem!

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love how much Jason Todd pretends like Bruce dying wouldn’t absolutely make him lose it

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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“I hate Bruce, why is he like that” and “Bruce is the one person I can count on at the end of the world no matter what” are two things that can be true at the same time. “I hate that man” and “that man will put his body and soul between me and the threat every time.”

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Superman says fuck ICE. Be like Superman

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Roy Harper appreciation post

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How it started vs how it’s going :’)

Batman And Robin Year One (2025) #8

Nightwing (2016) #113

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I'm sticking with my favorite headcanon of Tim wearing mascara and Conner wearing eyeliner💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

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the is he hot, or just in charge? challenge but make it Justice League:

-Hal Jordan (hot, definitely not in charge)

-Clark Kent (hot, also usually in charge; sometimes hot because he’s in charge)

-Oliver Queen (arguably hot but NEVER in charge; hotness decreases to near-zero if he attempts to be in charge)

-J’onn (hot when he’s in charge; minor additional hotness points for wardrobe)

-Dinah (in charge. hot anyway, but extra points for being in charge)

-Barry/Wally (hot despite not being in charge)

-Arthur Curry (hot BECAUSE he’s not in charge)

-Diana (hot and in charge; in charge and hot)

-Bruce (Batman is a near-perfect example of “hot because he’s in charge” but this is subverted by Bruce Wayne’s “oh no he’s hot all the time” score)

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villain: who are you?

bruce: I am batman––

baby-dick: *appearing out of nowhere* and I am hungry.

bruce: ...

villain: ...

baby-dick: can we get mcdonalds after this?

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This man (Bruce) is so abnormal about parenthood and so intense about his love for Dick. "He's not my son, he's more than that" Son is not a strong enough word for what Dick is to him. And the last panel being Oliver with Roy, which is later, implying that Oliver finally understood wtf was Bruce talking about when he got Roy, being like "wtf does his weird bs make sense?!?"

But also, a part of it may come from how Dick wasn't comfortable with becoming Bruce's son, so Bruce got used to immediately correcting people when they called him his father or Dick his son because he doesn't want Dick to overhear it and be hurt (a lot of people in the fandom seems to forget that it was Dick who did not want to be adopted and who was against Bruce being his father. Of course, that changed with time, but Bruce respecting that is great and not "bad parenting". A foster parent should never force a kid to accept them as their father/mother)

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dick: but kicking their ass would be so much easier–

bruce: we've talked about this. jason is looking up to you.

dick: *sigh* born to be a menace, forced to be a good role model.