craterdogs
craterdogs
Three dollars in change and a Milky Way® Lite
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craterdogs · 38 minutes ago
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stweetlight :)
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craterdogs · 1 day ago
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hello art fighters
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craterdogs · 29 days ago
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“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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craterdogs · 1 month ago
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Mew y two
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craterdogs · 1 month ago
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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craterdogs · 2 months ago
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Golder retriever boyfriend this black cat girlfriend that. What about neurotic horse significant other
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craterdogs · 2 months ago
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please dear god everyone look at this przewalski's horse i found on inaturalist
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craterdogs · 3 months ago
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is there a way to permanently lock off past blog content from being viewed/searched or do i have to manually delete stuff
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craterdogs · 3 months ago
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Streetlight Manifesto
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craterdogs · 3 months ago
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"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on
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craterdogs · 3 months ago
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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
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craterdogs · 3 months ago
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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5
[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]
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craterdogs · 4 months ago
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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this
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craterdogs · 4 months ago
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craterdogs · 5 months ago
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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craterdogs · 6 months ago
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Audience member: "Hey John, can you play “Going to Maine”?" John: "No." *Audience laughing*
John: "We’re gonna play a new song again, if that's cool with you. Alright. Thank you. This song is a true story. *laughing* That’s the saddest thing about it. I hope that if you should happen, and if you do, don’t let anybody tell you not to but uh… If you should happen to be having the sort of year I was having when I was seventeen, you may feel free to sing along with the chorus, nobody’s gonna hold it against you. Uh, I know that twice that uh, I *to Peter Hughes* can I out you? This is Peter’s favorite of the new songs I think precisely because of the chorus. *laughs* It’s called “This Year”."
[The first time "This Year" was played live]
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craterdogs · 6 months ago
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I feel like there is a mystical connection, maybe even a bond, between luchadors and steppe warriors
I don't know enough about Luchadors or steppe warriors to confirm this, but I feel the shadow of a spiritual truth here.
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