cravensw0rth-a

[cravensw0rth-a]

gonna..... archive and move this blog.

[cravensw0rth-a]

pspspspsps

gonna..... archive and move this blog.

[cravensw0rth-a]

gonna..... archive and move this blog.

[cravensw0rth-a]

MATT BERRY as Laszlo Cravensworth in WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019- ) Episode 5.01 The Mall

[cravensw0rth-a]

imagine you've worked for centuries to unlearn distrust, you've built a loving relationship with your wife and roommates, only for shit to hit the fan one instance after another.

the whole thing with the baron because they haven't conquered america, where he thinks they will all be murdered.

laszlo's plan to murder the baron in what he thinks will be self defense.

memo murdering the baron.

the whole vampires thing with sean tbh.

learning that energy vampires die on their 100th birthday.

finding colin toddlerson and having to lie to nadja because he wants to support her dreams and allow her to obtain the power she deserves.

finding colin toddlerson and kidnapping memo ( which he doesn't actually feel bad for. )

guillermo's vampirism.

thinking about laszlo always being the one to keep secrets. thinking about how he confessed to colin (toddlerson) how he was told never to trust anyone, thinking about him —

[cravensw0rth-a]

thinking about laszlo always being the one to keep secrets. thinking about how he confessed to colin (toddlerson) how he was told never to trust anyone, thinking about him —

[cravensw0rth-a]

nadja talking about how the relationship between a sire and spawn is sacred. nadja being the one who changed laszlo and how it is never addressed.

[cravensw0rth-a]

#𝐊𝐥𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 ― ind, private, low activity   𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚣𝚕𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑  , canon divergent and headcanon based , as bitten by jayne bird . ( 24 , she/they )

[cravensw0rth-a]

if i had a nickel for every time matt played a character named leslie, I’d have two nickels — yeah i could watch f.allout but if i do i’m gonna end up writing a character that has .02 seconds of screentime and i don’t need that.

[cravensw0rth-a]

this is the funniest, and most accurate thing i have ever written .

[cravensw0rth-a]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS.

matt berry as laszlo cravensworth.

[cravensw0rth-a]

one of the only things laszlo misses from his mortal life is the ability to look in a mirror, that and portraiture which seems to have fallen out of style in this century. the vampiric inability to see one's reflection makes peacocking a bit of a team sport, if he's being honest, and he trusts no one more than @earthinheritd to help keep him tidy. it's a ritual of sorts, mutual grooming.

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜ / from nadja

“ i’ve bloody well been still. ” he argues, a blatant lie, though his tone suggests he will cling to it like a child to his mother’s skirts. “ still as the dead. ”

stillness does not come naturally for laszlo. he is a creature of the nigh, his body revolts to the idea of remaining stagnant, how else is he to know he's alive ? with no beating heart and no need for air. though vampirism is not the too cause of this problem, his aversion to stillness has followed him since birth not that anyone of note is around to remind him.

but under wife’s command the beast inside his mind causing such unbidden movement falls quiet, allowing him to sit, as still as possible for him, wringing his hands as she works to put navy in his midnight hair. he wants nothing more than to make his darling wife happy, and if sitting through ceaseless minutes, or countless hours so she can paint him ( rather literally ) he has no choice but to oblige. “ is it done yet ? ” for a moment anyway.

[cravensw0rth-a]

sometimes, the things i make for this blog are way too serious considering the source material is the vampire fart and shit show tbh.

[cravensw0rth-a]

gonna work on redoing my icons / header / carrd when i get home 🦇

[cravensw0rth-a]

the things laslzo misses about humanity are the same things that attract him to vampirism. it is not so much that laszlo misses being human, rather he misses the connection that humanity offers.

[cravensw0rth-a]

who do i have to pay tbh.

[cravensw0rth-a]

taylor swift lyrics, the tortured poets department edition, part one

fortnight

▸ i was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me. ▸ i was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic. ▸ no one here's to blame but what about your quiet treason? ▸ for a fortnight there, we were forever. ▸ i took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary. ▸ i love you, it's ruining my life. ▸ thought of calling you but you won't pick up.

the tortured poets department

▸ who uses typewriters anyway? ▸ you're in self-sabotage mode. ▸ we're modern idiots. ▸ you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate. ▸ i chose this cyclone with you. ▸ sometimes i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me. ▸ so tell me, who else is gonna know me? ▸ that's the closest i've come to my heart exploding.

my boy only breaks his favorite toys

▸ you should've seen them when they first got me. ▸ i only break my favourite toys. ▸ i should've known it was a matter of time. ▸ we could've played for keeps this time. ▸ i know i'm just repeating myself. put me back on my shelf. ▸ i'll tell you that [you/they] run because [you/they] love me. ▸ i knew too much. ▸ you saw forever so you smashed it up. ▸ once i fix me, you're gonna miss me. ▸ you took me out of my box, stole my tortured heart, left all these broken parts and told me i'm better off but i'm not.

down bad

▸ for a moment, i knew cosmic love. ▸ now i'm down bad, crying at the gym. ▸ everything comes out of teenage petulance. ▸ fuck it if i can't have [you/them]. ▸ i might just die, it would make no difference. ▸ i might just not get up, i might just stay down bad. ▸ fuck it, i was in love.

so long, london

▸ my spine split from carrying us up the hill. ▸ i stopped trying to make you laugh. ▸ how much sad did you think i had in me? ▸ i didn't opt in to be your odd man out. ▸ i'm pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free. ▸ you say i abandoned the ship but i was going down with it. ▸ my friends said it isn't right to be scared every day of a love affair. ▸ just how low did you think i'd go before i'd self-implode? ▸ you swore that you loved me but where were the clues? ▸ i'm just mad as hell 'cause i loved this place.

but daddy i love him

▸ i just learned these people only raise you to cage you. ▸ i just learned these people try and save you 'cause they hate you. ▸ they slammed the door on my whole world. the one thing i wanted. ▸ you should see your face. ▸ no i'm not coming to my senses. ▸ i know [you/they]'re crazy but [you/they]'re the one i want. ▸ all my plans were laid. ▸ growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all. ▸ i'll tell you something right now, i'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning. ▸ i'll tell you something about my good name, it's mine alone to disgrace. ▸ i don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing. ▸ god save the most judgmental creeps who say they want what's best for me. ▸ you ain't gotta pray for me if all you want is gray for me. then it's just white noise and it's just my choice. ▸ scandal does funny things to pride but brings lovers closer. ▸ fuck 'em, it's over. ▸ time, doesn't it give some perspective?

fresh out the slammer

▸ fresh out the slammer, i know who my first call will be to. ▸ handcuffed to the spell i was under, for just one hour of sunshine. ▸ years of labor, locks and ceilings, in the shade of how [they were] feeling. ▸ it's gonna be alright, i did my time. ▸ as i said in my letters, now that i know better, i will never lose my baby again. ▸ my friends tried but i wouldn't hear it, watched me daily disappearing. ▸ ain't no way i'm gonna screw up, now that i know what's at stake here.

florida!!!

▸ you can beat the heat if you beat the charges too. ▸ they said i was a cheat, i guess it must be true. ▸ this city reeks of driving myself crazy. ▸ little did you know, your home's really only a town you're just a guest in. ▸ i'm barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine. ▸ well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time. ▸ yes, i'm haunted but i'm feeling just fine. ▸ all my girls got their lace and their crimes. ▸ i did my best to lay to rest all of the bodies that have ever been on my body. ▸ i've got some regrets, i'll bury them in florida. ▸ tell me i'm despicable, say it's unforgivable. ▸ love left me like this and i don't want to exist.