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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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oh my god WHO cast catherine tate as james mcavoys mother in this movie when she's only TEN years olden than him 😭 that's ridiculous
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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!
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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either
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I think I’ll allow myself some social withdrawal. You know, as a treat
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my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks
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Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything
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The whole “they voted for it” rhetoric in regard to the low quality of life in red states (specifically in the south) makes me want to start killing and maiming. Frothing at the mouth and clawing. Reading through the screen and grabbing that lib’s throat. It is easier to turn your empathy off and classism on and say “all the people in that state are stupid broke redneck white trash so why should I care about them”, I’m sure.
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