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They are. If you don't love yourself.

Ramen noodles are the best.

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There will be.  Wearing sunglasses might help. Crying beforehand will hide the fact that the onions made you cry.

Sometimes I wonder if there will ever be a day where I won’t tear up while cutting onions.

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There's two ways you can approach this. Number one is convince your mom to delete all evidence, or number two, if someone ever finds them, lie, lie and lie again.

Oh my God, I never thought of that. Fuck. And she said she had like, five, even though she sent me one. So there’s more videos floating around. I think one of them is my solo in seventh grade.

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Imagine all the family reunions she's going to broadcast that at. Imagine bringing your girlfriend or wife and sit there watching you for 3 hours playing the tuba. 

True, true. I see your point. But on the other hand, my

mom has them. That provides implications on its own, right?

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Luckily your mom has it, so you're sure she won't post them on youtube for money.

My mom emailed me some old videos of me playing tuba in middle school and I think I want to pretend that time period in my life never happened.

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I'm sorry  to hear this RP is not filling your expectations, or that you're thoroughly disappointed with the results, but in all honesty, you wouldn't even have a roleplay to "dread" about going online at,  if it weren't for vikki and all the effort she's put into this, and I'm pretty sure this probably hurt her  feelings, because she puts so much of her time and talent into this rp, and all people do is complain about it.  I'm not trying to start shit, or offend you in any type or form,  I propose we all take a step back, check ourselves before we start criticizing the hard works of others.

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My friend had one, and she took the cutest pics of it, but then it drowned. They can't be left alone in a sink, apparently.

I don’t know why, but I’d love a hedgehog to call my own. They’re too cute.

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I think I'm willing to make sacrifices to reach that pinnacle. And as long as I got you as my teacher, then I'll be cool in no time, right? 

Are you sure, that’s a lot of times cooler?? It’s a tough job, but I think with a lot of determination, you could get there someday.

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I bet,  people are not just born with those special talents. And then you're in a band which makes you ten times cooler?? God, Luke, teach me how to be you. 

Thank you, it means a lot to me, I really appreciate it. It took a lot of practice to be able to get to this point.

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You amaze me, Lukemmings. Total shock and wow'd at your abilities. So proud. 

Talents include staying up all night to watch a whole season of Dexter in under 24 hours and eating whole boxes of Cheez Its.

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Also including over confident and cocky, I assume, but it's cool, you know the effect you have on people and you own that, so props to you?  I'm not a phone doctor, but you need to change that as soon as possible. 

Lazy bum is my definition in the dictionary - as well as awesome, and sexy…. anyways lemme just see if this turns on and the little shit said no so yep both.

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Oh, straight to the point, atta girl. I haven't actually, but I'm not too worried about it. 

So....what's this I hear about a Valentines Day dance?

I may have just this second asked someone, what about you?

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Should be loads of fun. Did you ask anyone yet? 

So....what's this I hear about a Valentines Day dance?

Haha, yeah, I’ve been told.

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That's five minutes away, don't be a lazy bum!  What happened to it, though? The screen cracked, doesn't want to turn on? What? 

Damn that’s so far away. I was hoping someone here was a tech expert to save my laziness.

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Exactly that! A Valentines day dance. Girls ask boys, or girls, and you know the deal. 

So....what's this I hear about a Valentines Day dance?

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I think you can go to the Apple Store downtown. You can either get a new one or ask them to fix that one? Who knows. 

Does anyone know how to fix phones? I may have dropped mine somewhere a phone should never be dropped.

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Taylor Swift's gorgeous outfits in Jan/2014