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I think the sexual orientation and experience definitely affects the wings. People who practice BDSM, will get like a full Metallic vibe with wings of steel and hands that can become restraints.

BDSM angel

So I've been think about Riz and like I know virginity is a made up concept but once upon a time I was a Christian and virginity is kinda a huge fucking deal. Like... It's a biggie

Anyway the thought here was let's pretend Riz does. He's a virgin. Clearly bc the whole ace thing he don't wanna face. Anyway y'all think since his dad has a halo and crazy ass wings Riz would have like a special halo and crazier wings because Riz has maintained such a level of purity for the duration of his life?

I think his halo would be batshit like made of pure white fire and he'd have an insane amount of wings. Like the biblically accurate angel with the eyes all over the wings..

If like virginity was a big deal to angels or whatever fucking plane their on.

Bonus points if Riz has a lil flute or whistle he can play to open the 'gates' heaven when he needs to enter or exit for work.

Merely a thought.

He would skip a couple levels like he wouldn't be a typical angel he definitely would be there in the rankings if virginity/purity was taken into account.

This is really just my long winded plea for people to cover the goblin in a shit ton of fluffy wings he can cocoon himself with

I think I'm thinking of seraphim's? Or the "wheels" anyway fight me in the comments if you disagree?

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All males and females should turn away to distance themselves from this devil work.

Now that the assholes are gone, THE ENBY SHALL DESCEND ON THE COFFEE McGAY

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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May your freaky little light burn let your passion burn past the confines of your candle and burn down many more things. "ARSON!", yelled like the name of an ancient and unknowable god.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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the bad kids 🤝 creating new entities that they eventually have to fight because they couldn't help but do it for the bit which, gave Brennan ideas which everyone knows is dangerous (case in point night yorb, bakarath, baron, and in some ways and very specific conditions all of kristen's deities)

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re: finding platonic explanations for things you cannot even imagine, I'd like to see an aromantic jealousy plot for a change. Character A is seethingly jealous of Character B's love interest but it's not because they're romantically interested in B, it's because they're aro and B is the most important person in their life and this is an unwelcome reminder that they will always come second to a traditional romantic partner in society's eyes and possibly B's as well.

And honestly you don't even need a powerful interpersonal connection to activate Hater Mode. I wasn't that close to any of my middle school classmates and I certainly wasn't interested in them romantically, but I was still so sick of hearing about the boy band guys they had crushes on that I fantasized about Justin Bieber dying in a plane crash. Not my most hinged of moments but idk what to tell you, middle school was a bad time

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droupout fans ability to credit every good thing to brennan is astounding. i just saw a clip where LOU did something funny and the comments still somehow managed to talk about how brennan is so smart for always slipping in a message.

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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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You would think that UFO's are locked to region but contrary to popular belief, UFO's go wherever the fuck they want, they mostly want to go visit their cousin who lives in the White House.

never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can't force you to attend shit anymore

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never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can't force you to attend shit anymore

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I would love a candle made of petrol like there are vanilla candles but I worry it would just be a bomb.

tumblr entertain me

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This is the void screaming back.

-_-

The void is very fine with this arrangement.

every platform that allows '👎reactions' should be required to enable that same user response to any and all mandatory new "features"

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every platform that allows '👎reactions' should be required to enable that same user response to any and all mandatory new "features"

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just on a practical level, you can't trust people who aren't a little weird