crazycobaltman

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armored core for answer's earth would be the funniest world for aliens to invade. they show up and, in order, go

why does this non-space faring civilization have a super advanced orbital defense satellite network?

why is it pointing inwards?

why are there giant flying carriers with millions of people in each of them?

oh, it's because the planet is irradiated to hell and back. why is the planet irradiated to hell and back?

oh, it's because of those giant robots giving off super radiation. why are there giant robots giving off super radiation?

WHY ARE THEY DASH DANCING AT MACH 3?

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE INSIDE OF THE GIANT ROBOTS GIVING OFF SUPER RADIATION DASH DANCING AT MACH 3!?

THEY'RE CONTROLLING THEM!?

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Down, Meatbag! 🤖

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happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

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Yuji Kaida

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Armored Core: you're a cog in the death machine of capitalism and freedom lies in the hands of those strong enough jam the gears and break the apparatus. you should def use the Baby Flayer 9000 to achieve that goal btw

Gundam: war is fucked man, so much senselss death and killing all in the name of lofty ideals. anyway we'll be rolling out the orphan thresher as soon as next quarter

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swingin my gravel (still image under cut)

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

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Bedroom Bodyguard Gravel

Gravel is so dedicated to her job that she protects the Doc in his room. To thank her for all of her hard work the Doctor brought her a gift and a cake on her birthday. More gifts to come throughout the night without any interruptions right?

Source my Pixiv.

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sweet daydream bullet train

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Helpful tips to avoid...

...getting shot at on the battlefield:

Do not pilot a 'mech with flame weapons. Let all laws of war be suspended, let human brutality run to its extremes, let every combatant kill or be killed- the scumbag who cooks people alive in their cockpits will still be everybody's first target.

Do not pilot a missile boat 'mech. There is nothing that people hate more than a battlefield controller, just lurking at the edge of the combat zone and firing off a salvo at anyone who looks like they're doing too well. It is cowardly, unsporting and irritating, all valid reasons to get shot first.

Do not pilot a light, scout-type 'mech. Pilots often have itchy trigger fingers and something zipping rapidly towards or around them will always draw a spray of fire. Besides, a scouting 'mech can't report back on unit composition if you shoot it first.

Do not pilot a heavyweight, juggernaut 'mech. Lots of armor leads to intimidating silhouette. Intimidating silhouette leads to getting mag-dumped by anyone within line of sight, because you look extremely dangerous. Getting mag-dumped leads to dying. This is the path to the Dark Side, and getting shot first.

Do not pilot a melee 'mech. Nothing says "dangerous lunatic who should absolutely be shot first before they rip your arm off and beat you with it" like being unsatisfied with merely using a multi-ton war machine and needing a sword or axe to go with it.

Do not pilot a jump-jet-equipped 'mech. There are two types of enemy pilots for the pilot of a jump 'mech: those who know what 'Death from Above' means and will do anything to avoid it- i.e., shooting you down -and those who do not but think they will be very cool if they can shoot you out of mid-air.

Do not pilot an artillery or precision-firepower type of 'mech. Everybody else has also trained for how to take on an opponent whose weaponry outranges theirs, and they will be glad to show you the styles their instructor taught them, which are almost never the ones that you know and expect.

Never be in the infantry. That is just straight-up asking for it.

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They bought furniture from Ikea.

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Elphelt Valentine - Guilty Gear

I can't pull my eyes away from her, help

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Destiny 2: Warmind, Character Exploration

Concept art of Rasputin by d Phillips

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being a GM is really fun because sometimes you can make your players go through some really traumatic Evangelion bullshit, but other times you can force them to go bowling for no reason

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They're destroying him live in 4k help

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Destiny 2 Gifs [92/∞] - "Our final chance at freedom.... lies on that field"