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my back hurts from carrying around my great taste in music all day

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Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you

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I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

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Not to be greedy but I want

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me, after a package arrives that I ordered and was fully expecting:

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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FACTS

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I’ve had enough, this is me now

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listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

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crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes

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man i wish coronavirus wasn’t happening and i could have a nice time at my favorite restaurants (sees a bunch of maga boomers having astroturfed public meltdowns about not being able to go to five guys burgers and fries) nevermind i dont care about eating out anymore