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Fear the walking dead was the last show I watched 👀

So uh... zombie wasteland survivor i guess?

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Any reading is better than none and books can be such a nice eye break diversion from electronic screens

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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

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That's a good idea

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Happy Friday everyone!

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Similar restrictions to any level of power in government would be awesome, particularly in positions to which will benefit and affect the entire population, after all the younger generations are the ones who will inherit the problems of today, the past and most importantly the future.

Besides after 50 those officials are probably way better off than most regular people anyways and could retire for 30+ years. Vacationing and what not.

Though I also believe that congress members and state officials should earn the same amount pr hour of working time as the lowest paid wage worker in their states. Plus 5 dollars. Pretty sure that would come close to solving the dilemma of a living minimun wage and affordable housing.

I would like to introduce a minimum age of 25 to the Congress.

I would like to introduce a maximum age of 50 to the Congress.

I would like to introduce a maximum total term of 10 years to the Congress.

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Worked at a movie theater for close to 5 years. Was my first job. It's right up there with working retail, the people are.... interesting.

Gotta say one of my love/hate things was customers at box office lol.

I've a few stories through the stations but for box office/ticket counter is one I'll focus on for now.

A man brought his like 8-10yr old son to watch if I remember right Bruno (it may have been borat, I won't subject myself to either movie again.) The one with the big boobed dominatrix and there's like a 3 minute dancing penis that speak at the end of the dance? Yeah that one. Shoulda been rated x it was the rating below so it could still go to family friendly theaters.

Anyways this guy in probably his 40's comes up slaps money down and goes "1 adult, 1 child for ---."

I look at him then the boy then back to him. Mind you I had just watched this movie the night before, I make it a goal to watch whatever films need to be id'd (or even just regular movies too) for so I could give personal info and review if asked. I look at the dad cause this kid looks bored and honestly I kinda already figured the dad was the one who wanted to watch.

"Can do sir, I just want to warn you this movie is rated r for violence and there is uhm... a lot of nudity in this movie." I wasn't allowed to say certain words over the intercom speaker, cause family friendly theaters.

This man laughs and waves as if he doesn't care and goes "yeah I know there's nudity, it'll do him good to see some boobs." This kid looks grossed out at this point. The guys is smiling as if amused and like he expects me to take his side.

"Oksy sir, just as a heads up, Its pretty explicit in the nudity and if either of you find the movie to not be what you expect box office allows returns up to 1/2 way through the movie. That's 1 adult, 1 child. If you leave the theater he has to go with you and vice versa because they will not allow him back in without you and if a checker comes through and does not see you he has to leave." This movie had a ticket checker every busy day of the week and regular theater checks due to the nudity in the film. This man is salivating by now and takes the tickets shoves one at his son and as he's walking away goes.

"Well son are you ready for some titties!?" I do not see them the rest of the night.

Not really sure how far they made it for the actual film but I was informed later they had in fact come back, the dad was royally pissed cause I didn't tell him about the amount of explicit male nudity in this move nor that there was like only 1 boobie scene. I had already spoken to the manager on box office duty so I never saw any writeups or even got a talking too about it. Which was a lot better than when they tried to write me up for not taking a customers order at the hotdog cooker while I didn't have a register and was assisting another concessions cashier with a large order.

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I've never read this fanfic but by the sea and sky's I think imma need to find it to read it as this is the fourth time across different platforms I've seen it in the last few days and everytime there is absolute bangers of a sentence mentioned. Where is this absolute Madlad of a story located?

Whenever I see people quoting/referencing/parodying My Immortal it’s always one of the same four or five lines. You know the ones.

The iconic opening paragraph, “Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair… (et cetera).”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT… BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

“And Loopin was masticating to it!”

As great as those are, I’d like to throw a spotlight on what I think are some of the underappreciated parts of this classic work of fanfiction.

Ebony puts blood on her Count Chocula cereal instead of milk.

Enoby is canonically a weeaboo and speaks to her friends in Fangirl Japanese.

Harry’s scar is now a pentagram instead of a lightning bolt, so either he found some sort of spell to alter the appearance of the scar or he actually took the time to carve a pentagram into his forehead.

There is an OC named either Tom Riddle or Tom Rid who works at a “punkgoff” store in Hogsmeade and has absolutely nothing to do with Voldemort, he just happens to have the exact same name.

Tara somehow got Fred and George mixed up with Crabbe and Goyle.

The reason Snape doesn’t like Harry in this fic is because Snape is Christian and Harry is a Satanist.

Marty McFly literally appears out of nowhere to help Enoby travel through “tim” with his “tim machine.”

Chapter 11 ends with Hagrid singing along to “a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.”

Voldemort inexplicably speaks in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.

Voldemort wears high heels.

Draco has a flying black Mercedes-Benz and a black MCR broom.

Snape has a Dork Mark on his penis.

Speaking of penises, Draco is apparently “hung like a stallone.” I guess Tara is a Rambo fan?

The Hedwig/Voldemort sex scene, wherein Hedwig is a male human instead of a female owl, for some reason.

Dumbledore flies around on his broomstick while holding a loaf of rye bread. At least, that’s what I think Tara meant by “Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread.”

Oh yeah, and Dumbledore is an Avril Lavigne fanboy, because of course he is.

James Potter’s “goff” nickname is Samoro, because Tara erroneously believes this to be the masculine form of the name Samara.

Draco’s singing voice is described as “a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson.”

Tara’s brief feud with her editor Raven, as chronicled in the author’s notes, may or may not have had something to do with Raven borrowing Tara’s sweater and not giving it back. IDK, it’s unclear.

Voldemort smokes a “gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar.”

McGonagall has the best insults, like “horny simpletons” and “mediocre dunces” and probably some others I’m forgetting.

Dobby only appears once in the entire fic and literally all he does is watch Snape and Lupin have sex, and then run away crying.

Sirius is referred to as Harry’s dogfather, and not gonna lie, even if it was a typo I think that is a genuinely clever pun.

The Hogwarts janitor may or may not be Chuck Norris.

Tara accurately predicted how Harry would defeat Voldemort in Deathly Hallows. No, really. “nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111”

This line: “Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly.”

And this one: “‘Crosio!’ I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming.”

“Azerbaijan”

“Hoes of Wax”

“Tom Bombodil”

“Cornelio Fuck”

“Professor Slutborn”

“Preacher McGongol”

“Lumpkin”

“TaEbory”

“The Bark Lord”

 “Vadermort”

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Hey all I'm alive! If anyone was interested in knowing anyway lol.

Just not super active, haven't really been doing a lot of art stuff. Definatly would say I came on for shiz and giggles and looking for pretty fantastic and arts. Thank you all here for that :)

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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Hello everyone!

I know there's a lot of pages that pop up asking for help frequently and a lot of people don't like seeing them but today I'm going to be one of those pages.

A good friend of ours had a pet emergency happen recently. Their pup, Axle managed to escape their home and yard and was shot in the leg during his escapade,

Axle was taken to emergency vet services immediately but Due to the gunshot their baby needed surgery and unfortunatly he lost his leg

Their baby is very sweet and loves people and they love their fur babies very much, but they need some help with the emergency cost and his follow up treatments and medication.

If anyone could help, be it 50 cents to whatever dollar amount it would be very much appreciated and welcomed here is the link below,

https://gofund.me/a20e857d

Even if you can't help monetarily if you could share here and elsewhere I know they'd be forever grateful and Axle would give a great many big sloppy good boy kisses and tail wags of happiness to know he's even more loved than he knows!

Thank you all in advance!

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Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate.

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