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i'd give you the world on a silver platter. would it even matter?
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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you
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how it feels to get an iced coffee every single time i get an iced coffee
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guess what fans of salad, salad just got easier.
ingredient’s:
- i actually have to get going
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literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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It is important to bear in mind that "only an idiot could fuck that up" does absolutely not mean that this particular outcome would be automatically impossible. Not only is the existence of idiots in any given situation entirely possible, their presence and involvement is statistically very probable.
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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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