Alastor: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Lucifer: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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A spaceship landed in the park. An alien emerged, holding a slate in a tendril.
"Greetings Earthlings," they read. "We have come to learn about this wondrous thing you call l..."
They paused, oculating the slate.
"Love?" a passing dogwalker suggested.
"Libraries! Do they exist?"
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"Did you know Divine Word is a bonus action?"
-our cleric's player, about to kill a guy.
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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
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