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self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me

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You don’t have to love your body

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So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

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sexting on the google doc

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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

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Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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soup is a potion

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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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took this “we know if youre a burned out millenial” test and the result didnt disappoint me

Take a deep breath. Sit down. Let yourself rest. You’ve spent too much time convinced that you need to always be working, and it’s started to weigh on you. Maybe you’re struggling to complete basic tasks like sending a letter or running errands. You’ve been told that if you just work harder, everything in your life will work out, but here you are with student debt, anxiety, and no clear limits on your work.

honestly, this sounds like every millenial i know of

heres the link if you guys want to take it too! share your results too please!

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I love this so much

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Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”