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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
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i think about this post like. at least once a day
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Ok i tried watching hte umamusume movie and i couldnt get into it sorry agnes tachyon despite being a lab coat freak you were not enough to keep me watching. That being said i did watch it long enough to have this thought which is imagine if you ask your horse girl friend if shes mad and she just does this
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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it
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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized
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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
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