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I understand staunchly anti-spoiler people, I do, but I can鈥檛 count the amount of times I鈥檝e been inspired to read/watch something from hearing a spoiler
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sorta funny how many cis people seem to think being an ally just means like. not actively commiting hate crimes. "i'm an ally i'm just worried that hrt is dangerous and i dont like when they shove pride right in our faces and i think all this sjw stuff in movies is unrealistic and im worried about the children-" okay. so i dont think you know what that word means,
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A video game where the whole concept is that you're in a city, and you've got a pressure washer. You can pressure wash anything. Just pick a random object, wall, car, pavement, statue, go "hmm, I wonder what colour that thing used to be?" and then you just run the washer over it, slowly and neatly and not missing a spot, very calm, very soothing, very relaxing. If you aim it at people, they get mad at you. If you aim it on squirrels or very small dogs they explode. People don't like that either. If enough people get mad at you, the cops will start chasing you. You're fine for as long as they don't catch you. If you find a good hiding spot, they give up looking for you eventually. You can pull up a manhole cover and hide in the sewer. Chilling there for a bit. Pressure washing the walls. Pssshooooom.
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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"um, no, I don't think we live in some sort of fanservice AU where each house has a device you must strip down to use" I say as I confidently step into the shower fully clothed.
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out
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Composing a "It's okay to leave a cult. You don't need to be embarrassed" style post for crying Gaylor theorists
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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge
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What song did you personally like the best out of this round? Did a song make an impact right away or did it require the full version? Did the artist reveal change your opinion for better or for worse? Tell me in a reblog! :D
(note: this is not a popularity contest or to vote for a favourite artist out of loyalty 馃挅 it's still about the song.)
Give the songs a re-listen to refresh your memory!
681 here 682 here 683 here 684 here 685 here 686 here 687 here 688 here 689 here 690 here
or listen to a quick recap here:
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A Perryshmirtz drag number by Indra Cool and Robin Shakesqueer (@Robin_Shakesqueer and @Indra_Cool_Drag on instagram)
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jung just appeared before me and told me im actually a new archetype called the Special Princess and that everyone has to be nice to me or he will get his cruel mage jaques lacan to trap you in a mirror
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