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this website has ruined my ability to have thoughts. i wake up and my brain loads a startup message like "it's a pussy out kinda day" and i can only nod and agree. tumblr get out of my head i have to LIVE here

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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."

"SAY IT."

"A Joker..."

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I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?

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No, no they can’t..

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Stop stealing Vi’s tits

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Aye Tumblr did a thing again

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One of my favourite audiobooks to fall asleep too <3

@strange-aeons

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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Get on estrogen NOW! That is an order. I don't care if you think you're cis. We need soldiers!

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I ship you and @satan-offical Doomed yuri

😳

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I love being a newer tumblr user because every so often when I look on my feed there will be a post along the lines of “remember that time we made blorbo say funglewiggle scringus because of gworgus shippers” or some whack stunt the whole website pulled because no. I don’t remember that I wasn’t there but tell me more about it right now please

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The Sea Foam Dragon